Funny Uranus jokes

Uranus Jokes here

1.Uranus Epidermis' is showing

2.Uranus is a planet

3.There are two mountains, a crater, and a lava flow on Uranus

4.Uranus is a methane lab

5.Uranus is slowing you down

6.Uranus is showing

Uranis is big. HAHA!

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did i spell uranis right?

"Funny" jokes

actually, its not called Uranus anymore. they changed the name so people would stop with that dumb joke.

its now called Urectum.

😂 hey man, i thought you had left? nice to have you back 😄

well i had to come back. who else is gonna save crappy threads like this? 🤣

No one...some are doomed from the beginning.

✅ like D's threads. they always die within a day or so, because they're all the same.

Deniro thread:
''im a badass. awh yeah i did like 3300 squat thrusts in 2 minutes it was fing cool then i made out with like 12 cheerleaders and fought a whole hockey team and got all muddy.im such a badass true cowboy from hell badass. did i mention im a badass?''

Originally posted by total metalhead
actually, its not called Uranus anymore. they changed the name so people would stop with that dumb joke.

its now called Urectum.

😄

I think I'll just smell around a bit over here...

👆 you do that b.

btw did you have fun in Switzerland? 😕

Its futurama 😑

It was Austria (and Germany) and yeah it was good thanks 🙂
Did you have fun going into hiding?

oh yeah i forgot that whats i got it from 😮

no2 it was the worst 4 days of my life

im such a badass. I made out with the hottest chick in the school after doing 200000 push-ups and leg squats, but my grammer is bad and i have no puncutation ability. and my name is badass

nice to meet you dumbass wavey

thank you silvery sl!t - oops... its silver ***** ain't it.

u earned it SB

yea thats right it's always been silver_b!tch 😎
not like it bothers me 😊

uumm there are no good uranus jokes

well.. okay I stick with calling you silver sl!t from now on

im really hurt you little snotty 13 year old 😊

haha Bill & ted