This was actually done in Wizard #133, where they had short stories on American vs. Japanese characters, like Vash vs. Spider-Man, Goku vs. Superman, G-Force vs. the Bat-Fam, Wolverine vs. Manji, and Tetsuo vs. Jean Grey. Vash didn't kill Spider-Man in this, but he did outsmart him. It was pretty amusing actually. If y'all want, I could type out the battles on here, it will take me a while though.
Alright then, here it is:
Spider-Man vs. Vash the Stampede
Swinging the Manhatten skyline, Spider-Man notices a shadowy figure behind Josey's Bar & Grill carrying a massive handgun. "Well, hi-dee-ho Punisher!" Spidey barks, but the figure who looks up ain't Frank Castle: It's Vash the Stampede, banished to Earth by the nefarious scientist Dr. Nebraska. Vash keeps walking when Spidey ensnares him in his webbing. Swooping down to pick up the mystery man, his spider-sense buzzes in time for him to avoid the barrage of bullets tearing his webbed prison from inside. The fight moves downtown, as Spidey tries to snatch Vash's gun away, However, a flock of pigeons get in the way. The Human Typhoon merely turns and fires one of Spidey's web-shooters clear off his wrists! "Buzz off, bug-man," quips Vash, jumping onto the Liberty Ferry. "Can't a guy just find a decent tavern around here?" Irked that his foe just cost him a week's pay in web-shooter repairs, Spidey dodges his foe until they reach Liberty Island, where he gums up the Stampede's gun while climbing up the statue. Vash smiles and transforms his left arm into yet another gun, forcing Spidey to bounce farther up. Frustrated to end this skirmish, the wall-crawler somersaults over Vash and bonks him on the back of his head, with an unsteady Vash plummeting into the Hudson River! Aghast at what he'd done, Spidey jumps in after him, but finds no body. Coming up for air, Spidey hears one more gunshot...from Vash, escaping on a tugboat. The shot drops a nearby life preserver on the web-slinger, who muses, "Spider-Man 0, Punisher Lite 1."
Man, that was longer than I thought, lol.
anyways neither would die or get to incredibly hurt. they both rock but spiderman would hurt vash more than vash would hurt him, due solely to vashes moral. he could get the rubber bullttes and hopefully knock the spider out, using like 8 bulletes or 3 well placed. now if it were Carnage vs. Vash,vash would lose horribly, but would probably try to go through with killing him. you know like he did to legato, to save that one girl... but instead of one girl it would be the city.
Originally posted by lightaxe
hey tron can you post the G-Force vs. the Bat-Fam, Wolverine vs. Manji, and Tetsuo vs. Jean Grey stories please, or just like one but those seem pretty kean and i dont have that wizard and probably cant go get it since it was like 20 issues ago, thanks.
I don't have that Wizard mag with me. I can probably put them on here in mid January. The Goku/Superman one and another one I can't remember is around here too.
Originally posted by bardock
cool. i would think it would go down something like that. put if someone else had vash abilites and not his beleifs spidey would have a bullet in his head in no time at all
wolverine vs. manji would be easy, wolverine would have manji dismembered in no time, his fighting has been worse and worse since he got the damn blood worms
Hmm.. Spidey Versus Vash, hmmm?
Both are extremely fast. Super-humanly so. Spiderman has to rely on his Spider-Sense to dodge bullets, something Vash doesn't have. But, if Vash is aware of everything around him, he can track all the trajectories, plan strategies in nano-seconds, and still look likea goof-ball.
Spider-Man has Vash in strength. That much I'll give him. Strongest Vash was shown, was lifting Wolfwood's gun with one hand. Most of us have seen what SPidey can do.