What Could Have Been ...

I don't think I know any 😕

pigs?

yeah 😕

go to a farm for the real deal, go to the nearest street for the other kind

I've never been on a farm 🤨 and as for the other kind I don't feel like meeting them.

are you sure you live in the country you claimed you live in? 😛

Yes, I am sure. It's not my fault that I don't have any family living in the country side 😕

I would say it's darn time you visit the local uncle Sam

I don't follow 😕

the local farmer

here? or there? 😕

near you

there is none near me 😕

near you is not to be taken that closely

how many kilometres then? 😕

it's just a thing to say

I'm being too literal? 🙁

yes

sorry 😮

*shrugs*