Because I'm only kidding around - I hate "proper" roleplaying on the net.
For a start its never funny. Planned things never are funny. Spontanious insanity is always better.
Also, it always degrades into something like this (Imagine a fight RP):
Mr. X: "Mr.X punches Mr.Y and knocks him on the floor"
Mr. Y: "Mr.Y gets up and shoots Mr.X and blows him up"
Mr.X: "Mr. X recovers and chops Mr.Y into little bits, puts the bits in a blender, drinks it"
Mr.Y: "Mr.Y recovers and shoots Mr.X"
see what I mean - it's like those playground fights where no-one ever dies or ends the story. It's always -
"I shot you!"
"But I backflipped out of the way, do a handstand, and shoot you instead - I win"