Yeah, Lois Lane, in a fit of mental deficiency that would give Jessica Simpson a run for her money, bought a new brand of oatmeal, fortified with extra vitamins A, B, 42 and Krypton. Clark took one bite and choked like Cindarella when she got to the ball.
Then some cyborg came, and a snot nosed kid, and this other guy with stupid glasses.
the funny thing is throughout supes existence he as died like four times.
doomsday killed him in battle
Lex Luthor poisoned w/kryptonite(when his charcter was still a mad scientist)
he went on this planet to explore he got too close and a kryptonite plant killed him.
before they re-did the story in '86 he was killed another time .I dont remember under what circumstances but a. it had something to do with kryptonite b. he had a beard like in Superman2 the movie and c. all the justice leaguers went to his fortress of solitude to clean his place out and one of his robots told them that he's been working on this new technique to place himself in a coma in case he's about to get killed,(kryptonite or otherwise) that way his body will get enuff time to absorb solar radiation and bring him back.
so turns out that he wasnt really dead that time but they still had a funeral for him tho
Originally posted by manjarothis was way back in the day('60sor '70s I think) when the writing was all campy and kinder-garten-ey and every issue they had another creature or being that somehow managed to survive krypton's explosion.
he went on this planet to explore he got too close and a kryptonite plant killed him.
they even had a kryptonite monster that came to earth once
then of course there's is dog krypto that was out in a rocket ship
and another time he even had a brother, but it turned out that this guy was from kyrpton's sister planet and he met w/jor-el a short while b-4 the explsoin and he'd been in stasis for all those years.of course his ship crashed on earth and he had a map w/jor-el's signature on it so supes though he was his brother.
but it doesnt stop there.......another time they showed that 3 mad scientists tried to take over the planet(unsuccessfully), and they got banished to outerspacce in stasis, blah blah blah........an asteroid knocked the ship off course and it crash landed...guess where? then they realized that the yellow sun made them stronger blah blah blah they wanted to take over the earth, wanted supes to join them, he refused, they fought, he banished back to space in a stasis pod.
he went on this planet to explore he got too close and a kryptonite plant killed him.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I can just picture that. How does Superman meet his doom? In the midst of battle? Does Lex Luthor kill him this time? No, he dies like this:
Supes: "Cool, a planet. I explore"
*Supes wanders around*
Supes: "Ooh, a plant"
*Chomp - dead*
I bet Galactus or Silver Surfer could beat Superman.
If there's any being in the world camp enough to match up to Superman, then Silver Surfer would surely fit the bill.
Then they could fight far, far away so we can all go back to reading Batman and Spider-Man.
(sorry had to get a Silver Surfer jibe in there somewhere)