Star Wars vs. Star Trek. I'd love to see those trekking peaceniks get the crap beat out of them by a Star Destroyer.
Enterprise Captain: This is the Captain of the USS Enterprise, hailing unknown vessel. We would like to speak to you about your presence in this sector.
Imperial Star Destroyer Admiral: Gunners, bring all turbolaser batteries to bear on the strange, fragile looking ship.
Enterprise Captain: I repeat, this is the Captain of the USS Enterprise, requesting a parley.
Imperial Star Destroyer Admiral: Prepare to fire...FIRE!!!
Enterprise Ensign: Captain, theyre firing! What do we-
BOOM!!! Heh heh...