Little sayings for the not too bright

OK I did a search and got nothing, so if this has been done before please merge.

I love those little sayings people have for the intelligence challenged. But I only know a few and I am sure there are a bunch. Please add the ones you know.

He's/She's:

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.....
A few fries short of a happy meal......
A few bricks short of a load.......
Rowing without both oars in the water.......
Not the brightest crayon on the box......
Missing a few cookies from the cookie jar.....
Playing Life with Monopoly money....
Elevator doesnt go all the way to the top.....

I think thats all I know anyone else?

few tacos short of a combo plate

a few diamonds short of a diddy

😆 😆 😆 I hadnt heard that one! thanks sniper!

wow this cant be ALL of them is it? 😑

hi my name is _____?

i made that one up

a few tacos short of a combo plater
come on it's me you have to expect something w/ food

i already said that 😛

that was origanal mine

Originally posted by John 117
that one really suits me

i know 😛

grrr, don't make me come over there

Originally posted by John 117
you're right

i know 😛

oh here's one, as sharp as a dulled sword

not lpaying with a full deck of cards

one believer short of a congregation 😬 i know... at least its original

Originally posted by RaventheOnly
one believer short of a congregation 😬 i know... at least its original

hey I like that one!