I can shoot Optic Blasts!

just make some powers or are you the whizzer?

😂 woo!! you are genetically impaired too? 😄

Do you run really fast?

Yes. I have mongoose blood and snake venom in my veins. This makes me run really fast. For no goddamn reason at all. Praise the crazy 1940's! Get me a coke.

You are willing to stand with us and fight evil?

I can't stand standing! We need to run and kick evil's vile backside now! NOW!

do you need riddilin?lol j/k

ARe you willing to metaphorically stand with us in the name of truth, justice, and way too much alliteraltion?

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Oh. Yeah, sure, sounds like a real hoot.

but overall do you just wanna kick someones ass for practically no reason whatsoever?

That is the selling point

kicking people ass for little or no reasons is why i was born.

PLZ PLZ PLZ LET ME JOIN THE SPETACULAR SUPER SQUAD!!!! 😱 i could be the card-man!!!! or even better, maybe the super-absent or absent-man

Jason Wynqarde, you RULE! i LOVE your signiture!!!!!!!!! ATHF RULES, BUT THE MOONINITES KICK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

the whole thread was hilarious!! 😂

Thanks, Pao

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Doesn't anybody believe me? I really can shoot optic blasts out of my eyes