Johnny Depp

Started by Phoenix450 pages

Kes does have a point

yeah

it happened w/ me too (johnny depp 2)... i didn't take it personally. i don't want all these SEXY pics of johnny to go to waste!!!!! 🙁 but anyway... we could be berry berry sneaky sir.... hmmm.... i could cut the wires of the security thingy micbob.... ya know? then we could sneak in w/ out SEXY black outfits (have to look good for johnny!) and do what we do best *haha quote*! what say you?

or we could just pole volt over the wall!!!!!! 🙂

but he probably has doggies.... 🙁 MEAT!!!! GIVE THEM MEAT!!!! 😈

yeah and squeaky toys! 😄

we can bride the security guard im sure theres sumthing thatll distract him 😇😗

haha in those sexy black suits hahaha we're irristable (hopefully not just to security guards!! jk

lol

Disguise ourslevs as some sort of delivery people!

lets pretend to deliver a pizza although i doubt it takes like 6 people to deliver one pizza 😕 oh well we'll fin a way 😉

Or, we could do that thing that they did in Charlie's Angels #1, where they dressed up as German mountain chicks who play the Ricola horn, and get in that way... Say it was a presant from ... Uh, Marlin Manson😖

now theres an idea 😄

yeah lol that was funny!!!!

YEAH! And when Johnny answers the door, we'll rip off our costumes to revele something he'd like! He'd b like "WOWZAH! COME ON IN!" WHO'S WITH ME?

if johnny knew what we were planning i think he would be abit scared! lol

im with you im with you *raises hand and jumps up and down* 😉

haha yea...but what about the kids??? and the wife??? we have to eliminate them...ahhahah

yes we do *folds hands evilly* muahahahahaha 😈

We can send the girlfriend to Guatemala, on a reserch trip to look for saber-tooth tigers, that'll keep her there for a bit... and the kids... to the zoo, i dunno