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I know a gay kid. He gives all his friends hugs 😊

I give all my friends hugs all 2 of them

i hug my friends 😊 cuz i know a few wont try to feel me up

i hug them so they do feel me up 😛

whoa 😑

my friends only feel me up when they want to be brutally murdered 😊

if i dont hug them i get brutally murdered 🙁 lol

😂

one time i hugged a man and broke his rib cage, i felt bad for a minute but then realized it was funny...so i laughed

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein! And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over, and I'm like "Hey, man, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming. AAAAUGHAUAHAIGUHGHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

the same happend to me some guy said hello to me so i attacked him 😕

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein! And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over, and I'm like "Hey, man, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming. AAAAUGHAUAHAIGUHGHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?