worst break up line

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worst break up line

what was the worst break up line ever said to you?

"it's not you, it's me..." "i need space..." yadda yadda yadda

my new b!tch is hotter than you babe. I gotta do what's right for 'ole #1

"i think we should just be friends...."
but then i told her
"PUT THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!"

... N/A

trance>> 😆 did you give her the hose? 😆

leave me alone?

no the police bursted in and shot me in the arm...i called it police brutality and won a settlement...

I just want to be friends.......and it was ME that said it

haven't had to ... i'm always the one being dumped

ive never had a boyfriend cry

Oh I'm sorry, I think I'm gay actually

"it just got quite boring"

"there's someone else"

or anything by a text message

"But baby, your sister is so much dirtier than you..."

Originally posted by §pearhead
Oh I'm sorry, I think I'm gay actually
jawdrop

"I think we should start seeing other people"

This was good...

"First of all, I would like to apologize... I was thinking about it and I realized that I might have overstepped a few boundaries. It was unfair and unjust of me to get other people involved in things that aren’t really their concern. If you still feel the need to defend yourself...go ahead. Its not like I can stop you. Just to let you know... very sorry if I portrayed you in a negative way.

With that being said, it would probably be best if we just stopped talking. I’d like to continue to be friends with you, but somehow I don’t see it working. And before you start assuming anything, no, this is not about me being “torn” as you so-called it. You’re a great guy and I do enjoy... you, but aside from our friendship, there was nothing ever really beyond that. There might have been a few exchanges of flirtation, but again, nothing that I don’t normally do with all my guy friends... You should know this.

You can back track and interpret what was said and done how ever you want, but there is no question in my mind that there was ever anyone else out there for me... I already promised him forever. Nothing will ever change that. Yeah, me and him have never met, but I know what I feel. And yeah, you might genuinely be in love with me and there’s probably nothing I can do or say that will convince you otherwise, but if I lead you on, I’m really sorry.

If you feel the need to respond, go ahead, but this is the last you will ever hear from me. I have nothing against you, I just don’t feel that this, whatever it is, should continue.

It was really great talking to you...

I wish you the best of luck and that you find someone out there that's perfect for you.

So long and goodbye

or, if that's not worst, perhaps this...

[i] I'm sorry, but my condition (cancer) requires more treatment and support than I think I want to put you thru, so even though I love you dearly, I think it's for the best if I live my life and deal with death, as best I can, on my own... alone... without you...

"OK, but..."

"I filed the papers 2 weeks ago, you will be served tomorrow... buh-bye now..."

This was good...

"First of all, I would like to apologize... I was thinking about it and I realized that I might have overstepped a few boundaries. It was unfair and unjust of me to get other people involved in things that aren’t really their concern. If you still feel the need to defend yourself...go ahead. Its not like I can stop you. Just to let you know... very sorry if I portrayed you in a negative way.

With that being said, it would probably be best if we just stopped talking. I’d like to continue to be friends with you, but somehow I don’t see it working. And before you start assuming anything, no, this is not about me being “torn” as you so-called it. You’re a great guy and I do enjoy... you, but aside from our friendship, there was nothing ever really beyond that. There might have been a few exchanges of flirtation, but again, nothing that I don’t normally do with all my guy friends... You should know this.

You can back track and interpret what was said and done how ever you want, but there is no question in my mind that there was ever anyone else out there for me... I already promised him forever. Nothing will ever change that. Yeah, me and him have never met, but I know what I feel. And yeah, you might genuinely be in love with me and there’s probably nothing I can do or say that will convince you otherwise, but if I lead you on, I’m really sorry.

If you feel the need to respond, go ahead, but this is the last you will ever hear from me. I have nothing against you, I just don’t feel that this, whatever it is, should continue.

It was really great talking to you...

I wish you the best of luck and that you find someone out there that's perfect for you.

So long and goodbye

or, if that's not worst, perhaps this...

I'm sorry, but my condition (cancer) requires more treatment and support than I think I want to put you thru, so even though I love you dearly, I think it's for the best if I live my life and deal with death, as best I can, on my own... alone... without you...

"OK, but..."

"I filed the papers 2 weeks ago, you will be served tomorrow... buh-bye now..."

now THAT hurt!!

It's not me, it's defaintly you . this works everytim