Got A Favorite Bad Movie?

Started by roundisfunny4 pages
Originally posted by Mr Zero
AHNOLD, a normal man who could dodge bullets, jump 20-30 feet with no problems & overall take more of a beating than a truck and keep on going.

That's EVERY Arnold movie, though! What singles out "Predator" as being particularly worse than the others? I would pick "Red Heat" or "Raw Deal" as bigger stinkbombs than "Predator".

Now "Predator 2"...THAT was lousy.

Originally posted by roundisfunny
What singles out "Predator" as being particularly worse than the others?

Good point. What singles this out as being far better than most AHNOLD movies is that he doesn't have much in the way of dialog.

True. I do remember this one, though: "If it bleeds...we can kill it."

And this one: "Kill me, I'm here! Kill meeee!"

Also, I looked at the IMDB, and was reminded of another; one of those "Hasta la vista baby" taglines he spouts off in most of his movies:

"Stick around" (said after he sticks a guy to a cabin wall with his gigantic knife).

Also: "You are one ugly muthaf---er!"

And: "What the hell are you?" (asked by Arnold, then the Predator)

Anyway, back to the subject: just as I loathe all but one Ernest movies (that I've seen), I loathe all but one Pauly Shore movie: "In the Army Now".

Another guilty pleasure: the first "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie.

mine would have to be Dumb And Dumberer

Originally posted by Mr Zero
REALITY CHECK:

Predator was about an alien race who could make themselves invisible coming to earth to hunt humans - and facing AHNOLD, a normal man who could dodge bullets, jump 20-30 feet with no problems & overall take more of a beating than a truck and keep on going.

And you are arguing about whether the "Mud" plot device is realistic? Predator is a ridiculous Sci-Fi B movie, and a work of genius. Case closed.

Sweeeet. 😂

Killer Klowns from Outher Space.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
"UHF", I suppose I'll bite, if not for only the "parodies", being the commercials.

I bet very few people know that "Airplane!" was a spoof of 1957's Zero Hour!

Damn, I was about to say "Airplane", but it's a spoof...

Dumb and Dumber was funny 💃

I think that "the fast and furious" was one of the worst movies of all time. What was it about? it had no story or anything, it was just a bunch of stupid, dramatised, american bullshit.

The Ninja Turtles Movie and Mario Brothers movie are also guilty pleasures of mine too.

*runs*

Well i was a big fan of the Jason series but when jasonX came out it wasent that good i was very diapointed. But they made up for it with Jv.F

Originally posted by mr clough
I think that "the fast and furious" was one of the worst movies of all time. What was it about? it had no story or anything, it was just a bunch of stupid, dramatised, american bullshit.

..and you liked it?

If we're talking bad in terms of what film critics thought of them, then these are a few to which I differ in opinion:

Virtuosity
Toxic Avenger
Deep Rising (I saw someone mentioned this movie on a different topic thread... it reminded me that I need to replace my Laserdisc version of this)
xXx

DEEP RISING ! No guilt with this baby, it's top of my "most deserving of a sequel" list.

Ok, Zero. It must have been your posting then that reminded me about this. Yeah, I thought the movie was completely overlooked. Treat Williams and Kevin O'Connor good choices for their roles, and I have a hard time saying no to any movie that has Famke Janssen in it. Not sure why the critics didn't care for it.

I loved Virtuousity! That film rocked.

Originally posted by Primitive Screwhead #1
Ok, Zero. It must have been your posting then that reminded me about this.

Nah, that list is still in my head.

I didnt care much for sommers mummy and mummy regurgitated but I bloody loved Deep Rising - I can't remember the last time any creature-feature came close to being this much fun. Keep hoping for a special edition DVD.

"NOW WHAT?"

Envy

Two choice additions...

"The Last Starfighter" - A terribly corny 80's sci-fi movie

"The Last Dragon" - You remember the one with Bruce Leroy and the big black guy with all the hair that always had his entourage that answered anything he said with, "sho'nuff"

Originally posted by scabby mcgee
Two choice additions...

"The Last Starfighter" - A terribly corny 80's sci-fi movie

That's rather synonymous, don't you think? 😆

Frankenhooker