Miramax signs new Bond

DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!
I'm not happy about it either. 🙁

http://www.megastar.co.uk/ents/news/2004/07/27/sMEG01MTA5MDkxODU2ODE.html

Bloom bags Bond role

The name's Bloom, Orlando Bloom
It’s welcome back to the Roger Moore-style of acting with the news that teeny squeal fodder Orlando Bloom is to play James Bond in a film about 007’s early years.

And for Roger Moore-style, read wafer-thin hammy acting rather than bushy eyebrow raising and snide remarks about ladies and their bits.

Bloom-banga-Bloom has been signed by Miramax for a film “about Bond’s college days" (which is American for university) after the Ian Fleming-inspired character was expelled from Eton.

It is not believed to be called Bond: The Early Years.

The distinctly-average acting talent of Florida’s biggest attraction (Orlando, not Bond) will be stretched to their absolute limits as Bond gets into all sorts of junior spy capers on his way through tertiary education.

Although the billboards will probably say something a bit more zippy.

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http://www.dehavilland.co.uk/webhost.asp?wci=default&wcp=EntertainmentStoryPage&ItemID=3116070&ServiceID=8&filterid=345221&searchid=234672&category=1

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds15131.html

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2004/0727/bloomo.html

To quote Princess Leia: WHAT?!!!

PLEASE, for the love of GOD, tell me you're joking!!! Tell me it's not true!!! Tell me there is hope left in this world!!! Orlando Bloom as James Bond?!!! I ask you!!! Has the world gone crazy? Orlando Bloom is not a good actor people!!! He's downright AWFUL!!! He's wooden, and hammy, and just oh so WRONG for the part of James Bond!!! As Mugatu would say, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here!!! Why can't people SEE this?!!!

And JB: the college years? What in the HELL are the producers thinking? This is possibly THE WORST thing to happen to the JB series in years!!! At least Moore had charisma!!! At least Moore was witty!!! I even liked Moonraker, for goodness sake!!!

I mean - OH DEAR GOD NO!!!

Does no one else CARE about this crushing news?

Ahahahahahah! Ahahahahah!

I peed myself.

I sincerely hope this IS a joke Mr. Zero...

Nope. This is funny: Whats not to laugh at. A lousy actor in a terrible idea of a movie.

DAMN! - even funnier - soon all the pre-teen orlando loving geeks will be swarming over here from the LOTR forum to fill your bond pages with "WE LOVE ORLI" threads.

Ahahahahah. too good.

As long as it's not a canon film they can stick in it any turd they like... ✅

According to reports, this is the direction the series is heading in!!!

I have never heard of this site, nor have I heard of the author of this information. He does not site any sources and nothing is confirmed. I wouldn't believe him, folks.

well reborn........its on TONS of sites now.....just do a search........

Well, www.jamesbond.com doesn't even have this info. And that's the official site. It would be there first. This is merely a rumor. Post some of the sites that have this news.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/12157285?source=Metro

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/3472004.htm

http://www.megastar.co.uk/ents/news/2004/07/27/sMEG01MTA5MDkxODU2ODE.html

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2004/0727/bloomo.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/entertainment/040727_orlandobloom.shtml

this is what I found.....but eh you may be right.....I have been wrong before in my life 😱

yeah well... luckily, I consider bond directors sane enough NOT to choose Bloom to be the next James Bond 😛

these are hopefully JUST rumors 😱

but...

news about the new James Bond actor go to the official (kinda) thread here: who should be the new Bond?

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Them big letters are blinding me, Evy...what was that you were saying? 😂

wear glasses, I ain't posting it again 😛

I do...and they're still blinding me... 😛

wait till I use the glow 😛

POST in the OFFICIAL thread

A neon glow...*TR dons his sunglasses*...er, yes Ms Evy...we's will do our best... 🪩

those are cool sunglasses you got there Mr TR 🪩