Oh dear Dave, you are having trouble with common sense, aren't you?
First of all, the content of the first post of a thread is always a lot more important than the title, because that is where the actual question is asked.
Secondly, it is obvious to anyone with half a brain cell that the poster wanted to know what the first post on this board was.
Thirdly, these forums... do I have to state it again? I guess I do, as you have trouble reading it... these forums, that you are posting in right now, are over four years old. Geez!
Your clumsy attempts at humour really only highlight your own difficulties with intelligence at this point...