inspirational or motivational quotes

I'd rather be hated for who I am
Than to be loved for what I am not....
-Unknown-

"They say practice makes perfect
But since no one is perfect why practice?"
~My Brother~

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."

"Shoot, coward! You're only going to kill a man."

-- Ernesto 'Che' Guevara, Revolutionary.

"If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy." -- Marquis de Lafayette*

*Lafayette was the French commander of the army of 8,000 French soldiers that, with the help of ~6,000 American soldiers and a fleet of French ships, blockaded and trapped British Gen. Cornwallis at Yorktown, leading to his surrender, ending the (US) Revolutionary War. (http://www.marquisdelafayette.net/)

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast."

"Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots."

"Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination."

"There's no 'I' in 'team', but then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. There's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure."-All by David Brent from TV's The Office.

-AC

"There's no 'retard' in 'Team'" -- Nameless kid from one of those fenslerfilms GIJOE PSA's.

Ironically a retarded quote.

-AC

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

laurence binyon

onward the brave

william wallace

Originally posted by Deano
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.' Churchill's reply: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

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LOL!!!! 😆

Life is primarily for Laughing, Loving & Living, not for whining, worry or working.

"Take into a account great love and great achievement involve great risk" -Ghandi ....i love this quote, it's me helped out..

"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again." - Mary Pickford

"A truly great friend is hard to find, hard to leave and impossible to forget"

"There are no strangers in the world- only friends you haven't met yet"

Just do what you can and God will do what you can’t.

life is a *****, thats y man's best friend is a dog.

enjoy life...or i'll bash ya skull in

Hahahahahaha.

Fresh off the new Family Guy episode, North by North Quohog:

Lois: Honey, whaddya say we christen this new sheets huh? Hehehe.
Peter: Why Lois you NAUGHTY girl.
Lois: Hehehe, that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler...
Lois: Ohhhh hehehehe.
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute...
Lois: Hahahaaa ok I get it....
Peter: You foul, disease carrying, street walking whore....
Lois: THAT'S ENOUGH!

-AC

Another:

Peter: I am so clever. That's why they picked me to convince congress to go to war.

*Congressional meeting*

Politician: There is NO justifiable reason for invasion of Iraq.
Peter: Well that may be, but what we're all forgetting is: Anyone who doesn't want to go to war......is gay.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
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"Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination."

-AC

dude, i love that.

heres one that will live on in the battlefields though

"may God have mercy on my enemies, because i surely wont" patton

inspirational or motivational quotes

The only time you fail is when you havn't tried...

The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.