*tear tear* I'm getting older....

Started by silver_tears26 pages

omg thats so cute 😍

Originally posted by silver_tears
any sex romps lately naughty

hehehe πŸ˜‰

maybe...............

what about you sistah!?

mm-rawr!

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
hahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!

good for you, young man....but unfortunately your grandmother doesnt count.

ohhhh!

πŸ˜‚ Skank! 😠

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
hehehe πŸ˜‰

maybe...............

what about you sistah!?

mm-rawr!

how I love the mall πŸ˜‰

Nasty Loose Wench!!!!!

Abercrombie!!!!

sexy men!!!!!

visual orgasms!!!!!

The mall kicks ASS!!!!!

omg yea droolio the salespeople are walking sex bombs βœ…

Oh yeah, I work for Ambercrombie. πŸ™‚

I clean their toilets. 😬

ahahahahahahhahahaha!

Then I give them secret tips on how to look sexy. 😬 They just never seem to take me seriously. Maybe it's the plunger in my hand or something, I don't know.

I wanna molest one of them in a changing room 😐

Originally posted by silver_tears
I wanna molest one of them in a changing room 😐

Oh my god. That just reminds me of 'Bad Santa.' Oh my god. Have you seen that part? It's bad. Very bad.

I havent seen the movie πŸ™

Neither've I....

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Oh my god. That just reminds me of 'Bad Santa.' Oh my god. Have you seen that part? It's bad. Very bad.

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Originally posted by silver_tears
I havent seen the movie πŸ™

Okay, to make a long story short, Billy Bob is dressed as Santa and he's having sex with a woman in a dressing room. The camera shot cuts back and forth to John Ritter's face as he's shocked listening to them. He's like the store manager or something, and then back to Billy Bob and his lover's feet. All you can see are their feet and lower legs mind you, and they are obviously doing it dogging style, so you think. Then, you can hear Billy Bob say . . .. ... "You're not gonna crap right for a week." πŸ˜‘

The most disturbing part is that it took places in the "large womens" department! puke

Originally posted by Tex
The most disturbing part is that it took places in the "large womens" department! puke

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. πŸ˜‚

Shame on you for forgetting something like that! nono