u might be an red neck if........

Started by champion3 pages

sr did u read the ones i posted?

Originally posted by champion
im an red neck an i love those "u might be a red neck if..."jokes

😕 uhm....rednecks dont usually call themselves rednecks

im rare

im an rare red neck

😕 really? where do you live?

You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.

arkansas! where do u live?

Originally posted by BackFire
You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.
i agree im an red neck and i think jeff foxworthy is very funny

😆 😂 😆 😂

Good old Jeff Foxworthy. In honor of his Red NEck Jokes I put a few of his best all by Jeff the man himself

You might be a redneck if

There are four pairs of pants and three squirrles hanging from your clothsline.

You think the phrase "Chicken Out" means one of your pets escaped.

You think the "six to ten pounds" on the side of a pampers box means how much the daiper will hold.

The cockroaches left a not saying. :Clean up this place"

You hold a frog and it worrys about getting warts.

You ever lost your wife in a poker game.

You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.

lol good ones by jeff foxworthy

Originally posted by BackFire
You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.

oops 😮

lol

ya might be a redneck if you shoot squirrels out of the trees to defend your pecans

lol

Did you see that movie? 😂 That was pretty funny.

My mama ate a sandwich, "initiate" another one.

"Aorta" mow the lawn. 😛

You might be a Red Neck if your family Tree Doesn't Fork.

-Jeff Foxworthy

lol

You might be a redneck if your TV sits on top of your old, broken TV.

lol