Good old Jeff Foxworthy. In honor of his Red NEck Jokes I put a few of his best all by Jeff the man himself
You might be a redneck if
There are four pairs of pants and three squirrles hanging from your clothsline.
You think the phrase "Chicken Out" means one of your pets escaped.
You think the "six to ten pounds" on the side of a pampers box means how much the daiper will hold.
The cockroaches left a not saying. :Clean up this place"
You hold a frog and it worrys about getting warts.
You ever lost your wife in a poker game.
You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.