Re: Shocker's powers
Originally posted by SpyCspiderShocker should be a super-villain since shockwaves
Ok...this been bugging me for some time now but I could never decide what it really is. Is Shocker...um, electric? Cuz some guides say "vibrational shockwaves" ....others say electricity. Which is it? Cuz isn't that just lame..considering Electro's already a Spidey-villain?peace
yeah but also are we talking about this properly because shocker in the most shows/games uses braclet style blasters on his hands like in the picture or are we talking about ultimate spiderman where he has these weird lightgun style hand grip ones that do the same but don't hurt spidey in the slightest
Red, I'm afraid today's society has gone down the pisser and the world now has embraced genetic failures instead of immediately eliminating them from the gene pool to prevent breeding and, consequently, more creatures that should be hit with a devolution gun and turn into primordial slime (like in Super Mario Bros.).
Originally posted by Red Superfly
No, it's in the name.Electro - Electricity.
Shocker - Shockwaves.
Dear God, WHY am I having to explain this? Is the failure of society complete?
no the failure of society isnt complete my good friend. their are some who sttill enjoy the value of a good novel, over the 1.00 menu at mcdonalds. you can find a third of the worlds genetic defects right in disneyland.
and no freezdom. IT ISNT WORD PLAY!!!!!
Originally posted by FeceMan
Red, I'm afraid today's society has gone down the pisser and the world now has embraced genetic failures instead of immediately eliminating them from the gene pool to prevent breeding and, consequently, more creatures that should be hit with a devolution gun and turn into primordial slime (like in Super Mario Bros.).
That is a good thing.
It makes sense that Superman is so stupid. Stupidity is probably what's going to get us super powers. After a few more generations of wandering in front of trains and spilling hot coffee on ourselves, we'll evolve to give birth to invincible babies. As long as people know how to make plane reservations and use a stove, we'll never learn to fly or shoot heat beams from our eyes. Helpless idiocy is the key to the future. That's why the government lets people sue TV every time they light themselves on fire-- to promote handicapitude and thus lead the way to fantastic powers.