Deniro's gf's look a like

I'll know how to disarm it thumbsup

but you can't disarm my DOG 😊

🥷 he won't even know i'm there

damnit cry i'm doomed

crying wont bring the dog back
unless your tears smell like dog food

mine do... but that's another story

i have no dog cry

Aaand that's the end of that chapter. ✅

wait... is tex gay?? i dont get the last posts

I doubt Tex is 🙄 he tries way to hard 😂

One time Tex was nibbling on my earlobe and I was laughing like a little girl, and suddenly, he told me he was gay! 😮

... that's wht you get when you talk to dave for too long 😂

*is shocked*

*pats dave on the back*

this too shall pass 😖mart:

anyway chums, i must run pirate fear not.... i'll be back sometime later 😊

DeNiro didn't see the pic