Top five movies you wish you hadnt seen

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Top five movies you wish you hadnt seen

Catwoman

Any Pauly Shore movie

KEvin Costeners water world

Barabed Wire

the vilage

馃槧 馃槝

Man, I have seen literally hundreds of movies, a solid 50% of which were horrid, IMO. I'll speak on the most recent, theatre visits, only.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The Punisher
Taking Lives
King Arthur
Godsend

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
Boat Trip
Dreamcatcher
Hellboy
2001: A Space Odessy

The Village, Gladiator, Queen of the Damned, Underworld

yeah there are hundreds of those movies that just make you feel stupider, and wasted after you have seen them. There have been many occasions where i would have been better off looking at my ass_hole in the mirror for a mind blowing experience rather than sittting through what i just did

anything featuring Jaquene Phoenix(sp?)

1. Any Rob Schnieder movie, but especially "The Hot Chick" (durp-a-durp);

2. "Making Contact", a horrid movie about a haunted ventriloquist dummy or some such thing;

3. "Little Nicky";

4. "Blade" and "Blade II" (tie);

5. "Higher Learning"

Runner-up: "Black Sheep"

stepford wives
boat trip
napoleon dynamite
along came polly
freaky friday

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Torque
anything with Pauly Shore
Batman and Robin
Commando

from justin to kelly
maid in manhattan
the pokemon movie
cheetah girls (dont ask)
confessions of a teenage drama queen

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
There have been many occasions where i would have been better off looking at my ass_hole in the mirror for a mind blowing experience rather than sittting through what i just did

Those must have been some pretty bad movies.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
yeah there are hundreds of those movies that just make you feel stupider, and wasted after you have seen them. There have been many occasions where i would have been better off looking at my ass_hole in the mirror for a mind blowing experience rather than sittting through what i just did

So, what were they, anyway?

BTW, I've noticed a rather disturbing trend, in the mentioning of "Boat Trip". Do you people not like think before taking on movies such as this, or "From Justin to Kelly"? They are obvious disasters.

Well shit dude if you want to take me literal. You never felt the urge to watch every moive in the world because you admire the film universe, and maybe one day want to get involved in it. ON one of those late insomnia driven nights you decide to give in and watch what you know is ging to be utter bullshit but you know you have to, and even doing so you wish you hadnt ( guilty pleasure) I know you have done it, of course i think before i watch a movie, and hey man i even think during the movie isnt that amazing

Leonardo part 6
Battlefield Earth
Hercules in new york
House of the dead
it's pat
Santa clause conquers the monsters
doublle dragon
mario brothers
jean claude van dame movies PERIOD
manequen II on the move
stop or my mom will shoot
exit to Eden
Blues brothers 200
playing God
90% of carey haim and feldman movies
junior
cool as ice
prayer of the roller boys
baby geniuses
bab'ys day out
smokey and the bandit 3
glimmer man
....
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i mean just to name a few, and thats trying to stick to ones people will actually maybe have heard of

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
So, what were they, anyway?

BTW, I've noticed a rather disturbing trend, in the mentioning of "Boat Trip". Do you people not like think before taking on movies such as this, or "From Justin to Kelly"? They are obvious disasters.

Sometimes a person will watch a movie like that out of morbid curiousity, hoping that it isn't as bad as everyone says. Of course, usually it ends up being worse.

Those are some pretty bad movies, but not deserving of 2 hours of staring at my ashole.

I want to add:
The Mexican
24 Hours in London

How could I forget about Matrix:Reloaded.

[shit i would gleefullystare at my ass_hole for two hours anyway, i have gotten lost up there 馃槅

Swordfish
Meet the Parents
Matrix 2 & 3
Spice World - What a joke!

The obvious ones:
Battlefield: Earth
Howard the Duck
Ishtar
North

And the ones that actually got decent reviews (not sure why in some instances):
A.I.
American Beauty
Contact
Once Upon A Time in Mexico (WTF? Completely strayed away from what made Mariachi and Desperado so great)
Triplets of Belleville