They dropped me on my head

i feel kinda strange now and then and all perky and eh... stupid anyone who talks to me knows about that

well my father just told mwe i was dropped on my head constatly as an infant

that means tis not my falt 🤓

nah

I threw my brother on his head when I was little..........

Now they blame me for his insanity...

ehhehehe poor dude

your dad is probably just pullin your leg 😄

And this is the same guy who told you that teasing people on the internet was illegal? I wouldn't trust everything he says 😉

My mom drank litres of vodka when she was preggers with me 😬

you can see the results

at least your alchohol resitent 😄 everyone passes out way before you do and you can pick there pockets 😱

uh huh.. that's so true.. my sis too, though.. on my cousin's wedding she drank a bottle of wine and 1 litre of vodka ALL BY HERSELF...

and she wasn't even drunk.. that's SICK

😖hifty: thats a weapon 😖hifty: 😂

😱 yeah... she could beat ANYONE... and then pick their pockets 😖hifty:

😖hifty: muhahahaha!!!!!

i actually lost count on how many times i fell off the stairs. and i think everybody got dropped on the head... it's the parents' ultimate revenge. it f*cks you up for life.

i pushed my sister on the fireplace when she was 2, and then she was these big brown marks on her frint teeth from bruising her teeth, and people made fun of her and said she had cavities

when i was little we had these big golden retrievers and i was just learning to stand up, and then they would puch me with their nose and i would fall over. and my parents would laugh and have me do it again and again.

Originally posted by Vampy
uh huh.. that's so true.. my sis too, though.. on my cousin's wedding she drank a bottle of wine and 1 litre of vodka ALL BY HERSELF...

and she wasn't even drunk.. that's SICK

That remindes me of that wolverine comic were he out drinks every one in the bar and isnt even drunk and everybodys passed out.

Originally posted by Darth Revan
And this is the same guy who told you that teasing people on the internet was illegal? I wouldn't trust everything he says 😉