"The Dancing Fell Beast Tavern" (in Gorgoroth)

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smoking allowed!

this is the tavern for the people who don't belong to the other taverns...

it's a nasty place... so nasty in fact, I'm going to glass the first person to walk inn!

(walk inn, get it? inn... oh never mind!) 💃

here's the official Add.

😑

😆

😆 nice😉

I'll join! Glass me! 😛

You do know what galssing sombody is dont you?

Uh......no? 😛

can be either

me smashing a glass bottle over your head

or

me smashing a glas bottle over a wall and stabbing you with the end

Over the head.
I have gotten worst. 😖hifty:

Sure you have 😉
care to elaborate

Balls caught in between my ex-girlfriends teeth. 😘
Also stuck in an automatic door. 😘

1- jesus christ, your still alive? you must have balls of steel..

2- What YOU got caught in an electric door, or the part of your anatomy that was recently devoured by your girlfriend?

1. I wont go into explicit detail of that incident.......just that they-got stuck......
2. the devoured body parts, though they had recovered for seven years. 😛

Originally posted by Manôkhâu
Balls caught in between my ex-girlfriends teeth. 😘

there are better places to keep such things...

Originally posted by Manôkhâu
Also stuck in an automatic door. 😘

yeah, i've had to "fix" a few of those with my steel cap boots before...

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but back on topic before they close my dank little hell hole of horror...
err... inner party challange... er...

submit more adds for the Dancing Fell Beast Tavern... yes that will do...
but be warned... the only beer served here is Hoegaarden. so the images must reflect that...

oh yeah, *glasses first customers*
stitch that!

and another add

i'll post the in the interhouse as no one actually reads this thread...

😂 i wanna belong to this tavern! 🍺

you're in.

JUST SO YOU KNOW...

the place looks like this...

its beautiful 😍