Originally posted by hobbit_dude
1) it keeps u calmed - unitl u run out then your nasty2) doenst make u fat - makes u smell
3) keeps little kids away - encourages kids to smoke
4) it's cheap - its so dear
5) if ure on an unconfortable situation u say 'im gonna go outside to have a cigarrete, otherwise u dont have many excuses - how about i need fresh air its good for me.