lol.
i like polymorphe, when rimmer become like ralph harris, and comes up with the name:
RIMMER: Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that -- the abbreviation is "CLITORIS."
lol, i love that!
Do you remember Quarantine? Rimmer went insane and was dressed in a ginham dress and kept Lister, Cat, and Krytan captive in one room.
Lister: Can you let us out?
Rimmer: I can't. The Potato King wont let me.
Cat: How do can we speak to him?
Rimmer: Do you have a magic carpet?
Lister: Yeah, a three seater.
Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to ride on a magic carpet and plead to the Potato King for your release. And you're telling me your completely sane?
Put it this way, Red Dwarf was probably the FIRST comedy show I religiously watched. I was so young at the time, and I loved it.
Rimmer: "Mr. Flibble is very cross, you shouldn't have run away from him, what are we going to do with them Mr. Flibble? We cant possibly do that! Who would clean up the mess?"
or this one:
Lister (to Rimmer in "The Inquisitor"😉: "You write your title as Arnold J Rimmer BSc - but BSc stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate. Your middle name is Judas but you tell everyone its Jonathan. You're a cheating, lying, weaselly scum-bucket, with all the moral charm of a pubic louse"
Cat (to Rimmer): "You gotta admit bud, he's got a handle on you there...."
Rimmer: *nods*
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!