The Human Spider

Well, thats what they would've called the movie if it wasn't for that wresling match.

An astute observation on your part.

Astute is a confusing word.

But ... ah... yeah about that. Maybe you're wrong, who's to say some random person might not have said, " Hey, it's the Human Spider!" and his friend would've popped him in the mouth and said, " Shut up dingleberry, the Human Spider is a stupid name, call him Spider-man."

Or possibly some other such nonsense and/or shenanigans.

Human Spider was dumb.
Spider-Man is much better.

that or 'guy in tights saving your lazy bum'

"Who said anything about killing you? All I have to do is rip out your rib cage, lungs and stomach so I can get at my baby. You're welcome to what's left."

That is HELL scary. Hell-hell, not this pansy-ass wimp-hell scary. HELL SCARY, I say, HELL SCARY!

Last line from Carnage and Venom part 1 my friend.

wasn't already a thread like this and I closed it 'cause it always got OFF-TOPIC?!?!?!

no?

ok.... anyway....

closing.....