deadpool vs punisher

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Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why the hell is getting blown to pieces funny? That's what amazes me about Deadpool. Nothing's serious. Except when you mess with Sandi.

-AC

He wrote the de-activation code on his hand, which got cut off. He could have stopped the bomb and saved himself if he'd managed to remember it.. but if he'd managed to remember stuff then he wouldn't be dealing with the Black Swan in the first place, would he? It's a vicious cycle of brilliant irony 😄

That was hilarious.

Also in another issue:

"Me? Oh I'm fine. In the bathroom. My feet are still in the living room though."

Or something. Maybe he said ankles.

I felt bad when Sandi got put in hospital 🙁. But Taskmaster took care of him.

-AC

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Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"Deadpool has the powers, but none of the focus or intelligence. Hell, Punisher catches him off-guard twice in the comic. If there was a way to actually KILL Deadpool (i.e. throwing him into a vat of molten lava) I think Punisher could very well pull it off."

Yeah but he has a curse that resurrects him 15 or so hours after death. So that would be inaffective. Deadpool also has mild telepathic powers. Punisher is quite outclassed.

-AC

Almost ANYone is if Deadpool is allowed to keep coming back indefinitely, with the fight never ending until someone dies permanently. The only people who could still beat him then would have to be capable of completely erasing him from existence altogether.

But if this fight is just to KO, then Punisher wins the majority handily.

Deadpools immortality is key, if he wasn't immortal than he wouldn't win...but because he is Deadpool beats punisher...ohh and bardock whats your stance, i see that you are interested in this fight from the period...

Deadpool no freakin contest unless Punisher has a freaking missile launcher or something

Originally posted by §nakehead
does anybody remeber "punisher vs. wolverine" he took a shotgun blew wolvis face off and kicked him in the balls he could take deadpool
Did Wolverine have guns though? And that combined with his superior speed makes this a wrap

Originally posted by black robb
Deadpool no freakin contest unless Punisher has a freaking missile launcher or something

It's not really the weapon that matters. Frank could take Deadpool out fairly easily with his usual arsenal, as he is better focused, smarter and more resourceful. The problem is that Deadpool never, EVER stops coming back, so unless something happens to change his mind, he'll just keep returning until he finally gets lucky ... which he will, eventually.

As I said before, the only way Deadpool is going to lose a "fight until someone dies permanently" battle is if he's pitted against someone who can erase him from existence altogether.

But what if deadpool didn't have a healing factor, immortality, in that case i definately say punisher...

Originally posted by jgiant
But what if deadpool didn't have a healing factor, immortality, in that case i definately say punisher...

Or if the fight were just to KO.

Originally posted by Orestes
It's not really the weapon that matters. Frank could take Deadpool out fairly easily with his usual arsenal, as he is better focused, smarter and more resourceful. The problem is that Deadpool never, EVER stops coming back, so unless something happens to change his mind, he'll just keep returning until he finally gets lucky ... which he will, eventually.

As I said before, the only way Deadpool is going to lose a "fight until someone dies permanently" battle is if he's pitted against someone who can erase him from existence altogether.

Oh yeah Frank's a marine and all Deadpool's got to offer is being a world traveled assassin with extensive knowledge of most forms of combat

Yup..

Originally posted by black robb
Oh yeah Frank's a marine and all Deadpool's got to offer is being a world traveled assassin with extensive knowledge of most forms of combat

Precisely. A former Marine captain with SEAL, UDT and LRPA training who not only fought in Vietnam but freaked the hell out of his fellow Marines with his sheer ruthlessness and efficiency, even before becoming the Punisher.

Yeah ... just a Marine. Or not. Nice try, though. Would've worked if at least a few of us didn't know something about the character. 😉

Marine, yes...just a marine, far from it...

Deadpool wins without the immortality. He was kicked out of special forces for being 'too good'. He's fought and beaten Bullseye twice, and Bullseye puts Punisher to shame. He's fought and 'won' (Using the term won loosely, It wasn't a 100% win, but he was at the advantage when the fight ended) against Wolverine 3 times.

Deadpool is just better than Punisher. He has training like him and does what he does better, and that's killing people.

deadpool has stated that he does not like fighting wolverine because he knows he will lose. wolverine>dead pool.
Dead pool>punisher. he better fighter then puisher he can left 800 pounds or more and punisher has no way to kill him.

Originally posted by wolverine8888
deadpool has stated that he does not like fighting wolverine because he knows he will lose. wolverine>dead pool.
Dead pool>punisher. he better fighter then puisher he can left 800 pounds or more and punisher has no way to kill him.

Actually, Punisher > Wolverine in just about every confrontation they've had.

ALSO, in the confrontation Punisher had with Deadpool in the comics, Punisher > Deadpool. Only the fact that Deadpool can't die saved him (and is also THE ONLY reason why Deadpool would win a true "to final death" battle).

But I guess if you just ignore the comics entirely and forge your own alternate reality, existing only in your head, then yeah, Punisher is beneath them. 😉

punisher has foughten wolverine twice other were little fights were punisher just runs away. actauly ever fight punisher runs away. only real fight they have ahd is when punisher did everthign he could to kill wolverien and wolverine just kept wlaking after him and the beat him senseless and laughed at him and walked away and said punisher liked men lol. also please show me were punisher has ever beaten wolverine because he has not. if ur saying the one were hulk punch wolverine into the next state. marvel almost fired the wrighter for that one there a whole artical that was post on this sight 5 months ago explaining how sorry they were to the comic fans about that comic. and still that was not even punsher doing. so please show a comic were punsher ahs beaten wolverine. also punisher has neevr beaten dead pool ur full of shit there too

wolverine>punisher to think other wise is stupid beyond reason.
strength wolverine>
agility wolverine>
reflex wolverine>
fightin skill wolverine>
durability wolverine>
intelegence is a tie

Does anyone have the Punisher/Deadpool scans? I don't have a scanner myself, but I know they're out there. I guess if nobody else does, I can hunt them down. 😉

But yeah, actually, Punisher has beaten Wolverine down consistently ... that's just a fact. In fact, Wolverine is TAILOR-MADE for him, because unlike the other guys he can only sometimes beat because he has to hold back (Daredevil, Spider-Man), he doesn't HAVE to hold back with Wolverine at all.

Edit: And quoting stupidly inaccurate "ability ratings" things makes baby Jesus cry. 😉

Edit #2: But yeah, I know you're referring to Wolverine #186 as being Wolverine's "big moment." That would be the ridiculous load of garbage panned by critics and ignored by most fans that amount to a failed attempt to answer Ennis. Yeah, I know of it. 😉