Terribal jokes

Post really bad jokes here. I have one. Ow, I stubbed my toe, better call a toe truck 😱 😆 😐

Where does a hot dog go when it is hot?
the shade

that's not mine, one of the kids at the camp i work at told me that, no one laughed, then someone realized it was a joke and we forced a chuckle

theres no apple on my sauce

*Terrible

So there's a rock right. And that's it.

Terrible jokes? Ha! Wait till you hear mine!

Why was John walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Where did the kittens go on a class trip?
To the meow-seum.

Why can't a bicycle stand up?
It is two tired.

What's a split bannana peal called?
two slippers

that's another kid joke

why did the cookie go to the doctors?
because he felt crummy.

ok so a chick walks into a bar and orders bbeer, she gets drunk, walks into the middle of the street and gets run over by a car full of clowns

😐

did you just make that up? 🙂

yeh, just a second ago

thought so 😛

what's brown and sticky?
a stick

lol..for some reason i like that one 😛

It's so bad it's good

^ yea 😆