I Dare you to beat my day in greatness

so today i finally gathered up the energy to make my way to the dmv and get my permit..and i passed and got it ...woohoo! now i can drive (just not in the city which sucks)...but oh well...and then i went to the park with my friends and found five dollars...i'm so awesome
beat that sucka!

lets recap my day

1) got my permit and now i can drive
2) FOUND 5 FREAKIN DOLLARS!

Well im sorry but im going to have to make you made i already have my licesens i have a 2001 black acura tl and i got a blow job tonighte cause my gf is going on vacation for a week and she is going to miss me

so
car
liscenes
bj

I had some icecream and a muffin 😱

well I jacked off 4 times
smoked some weed
watched a nightmare on elm street
and got chinese food

beat that

Originally posted by DeNiro
Well im sorry but im going to have to make you made i already have my licesens i have a 2001 black acura tl and i got a blow job tonighte cause my gf is going on vacation for a week and she is going to miss me

so
car
liscenes
bj

yeah but did YOU find 5 dollars? no i think not

This may turn out to be a nasty competition....

*ahem* I have a lollipop...Jumpy

😆

Actually... I can😄

I have THE greatest bf in the world!
I just got back from a trip with him 😖hifty:
I found $10 on the floor where I work
AND, I get into see movies for free!

no! did you smaoke weed and get chinese food? i dont think so. nothing beats that

1 had sex with 2 women
2 I found 1 million dollars
3 I shot osama bin ladin with an M16

Well ive been on the beach in San Diego for the last 3 days. Getting a tan and looking at hot chicks in bikinis

Beat that Sucka

Originally posted by 113
so today i finally gathered up the energy to make my way to the dmv and get my permit..and i passed and got it ...woohoo! now i can drive (just not in the city which sucks)...but oh well...and then i went to the park with my friends and found five dollars...i'm so awesome
beat that sucka!

lets recap my day

1) got my permit and now i can drive
2) FOUND 5 FREAKIN DOLLARS!

1) FOUND 25 Stupid dollars on a bench in a park.
2) Won first place at a Free style DB race

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😐

Originally posted by SlipknoT
well I jacked off 4 times
smoked some weed
watched a nightmare on elm street
and got chinese food

beat that

drugs are bad so didnt get high
therefore didnt have the muchies, eat chinese food and get fat,
sat down with my bf to watch a movie but instead of just sitting around we had sex so i got excerise and something better then masturbation.
so there! 😛

1) Have two cars
2) The hottest gf in the world
3) License
4) Go to party and get surrounded by a ton of chicks.. also more 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LeAtHerRFace
1) Have two cars
2) The hottest gf in the world
3) License
4) Go to party and get surrounded by a ton of chicks.. also more 😖hifty:

if u have the 'hottest gf in the world' why does it matter if a ton of other chicks are around....

Cause he's a pimp. 😛

Originally posted by liltiggasmootay
drugs are bad so didnt get high
therefore didnt have the muchies, eat chinese food and get fat,
sat down with my bf to watch a movie but instead of just sitting around we had sex so i got excerise and something better then masturbation.
so there! 😛

I've got a headache
a back ache
got into a huge argument at work
have to clean my house
and I'm broke.

looks like I lose 🙁

i still found 5 dollars, you know why, cause i'm the best and people who are the best find 5 dollars, and since there can only be one best person, since i found the five dollars it is me

but I found 20 😛