dude thats nothin, your dad kicks ass though. i mean one time i poured cold water all over my cat, and stuck it in the freezer for like 5 minutes, and when i tried to take it out, a steak chop was frozen to his ass and i had to run hot water on him for nearly ten mnutes untill i got it of, but yeah me an my cat go on all kinds of adventures, well my new cat atlest, dude i have a thousand ways to torture your cat in a loving manner