Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

You're in the paper...ok then *Turns back to steering the ship.*

JDG: *gos below deck 2 get evan more drunk*
arrgh a pirates life 4 me alright!!!! *starts drinking*

Nan nanananananeenenananana & really bad eggs

JDG: *comes out totally pissed*.....arrrgh!!!.......wazzup???...*stumbles around coz of the swaying ship*......wow....*lands bum first in a hook*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRGH BLOODY HOOK *gets up and chucks hook and it lands on apg's hat*
OUCH!!.....THAT BLOODY KILLED ME!!!!!! OWW *jumps around helplessly and screaming like a girl and drops rum*....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--OWWWWWW!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Keeps steering.* Must...keep...ship straight.....ignore...pain...in....head....ARGH Bloody head!

JDG:*still jumping in pain not noticing jos has a saw head*

<<I think we best leave before we do too much damage to my ship. C'ya, I'm going bed, my head hurts too much to think. *Hugs g'nite*>>

*gilbert starts scratching all over*
ghem- whats wrong with you, you bloody miniature baboon
*Bird starts to laugh*
ghem-since when do birds laugh?.......*turns away from the animals* so we're going to england aye? *developes a british accent* i think we shuld go ta britain instead. capture bloody elizabeth in the process and send her down to see ol' hope.

*rethinks that* hmm or maybe we should capture will...........or NORRINGTON!..............or governor swannnnnn...heh that could be fun............HEY YOU BLODDY PIRATES! stop starring and tell me what you think!

i'm baaaaack!!!!!!
JDG: *has finished jumping sround in pain*

:to jdg: what say you to capturing someone?! muahahahahahahahahahahaha

JDG: who???.....*looks evily at apg*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

APG: What U looking at me 4 Huh???
*gets some rum*
Rummy: *drinks APG's rum*

JDG: *looks away*.......erm.....nothing!!!! *looks at iap*......well???
*takes a swig of rum*
Cheeco: *takes rum off rummy*

i wanna capture someone! so lets capture Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Gov. Swann, or someone! *is in the evil mood* muahahaha

hmmm, only if they don't try & damage my ship. *Thinks for a moment.* I spose we should capture the Commador, it'll stop ALOT of Pirates getting gunned down. *Nods Sagely*

Immmm Baaaaccckkkkkk D'ya Missa me 9i know thats like JDG but i think i hav her brain.i think..)

u have my brain AGAIN???
*looks at machete in wonder*............*then thinks 4 a moment*
but how???......*holds hollow head*.....well wher's yer brain then??....i can't get norington without a brain!!!

Granpa simpson: i thought i knew you! i gave you a couple of choc gins to paint my fchicken pen!

Bum: those choc gins were terrible!

Granpa: paint my chicken pen!

bum: make me!

Granpa: DIE!

JDG: *starts stumbling around and falls over*
GIMME YER BRAIN GOD DAMN IT!!! *grabs machete's brain then gets back up*