Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

JDG: *is REEEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLY PISSED* drunk

*wakes up, grabs rum and drinks more🍺 *whazzupppmateyzzzzzzzzzzzz cheers*passes out again....*

did i hear a secret stash of rum?!! *does a cartwheel and back-flip to the secret stash and takes a handfull and gives one to gilbert* you can have one bottle gilbert, but the rest is for me! *skulls rum*

mazawuzam*still not waking up*

*pours water on el-pirate* WAKE UP MATIE!

oh wait.... are we still in water or are we on land.....?
oh well *drinks more rum*

*immediatly wakes up* aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!, don't like water!!!!!! water bad, rum goooddddddd!!!! hungry now!!! *sees non-existing table again, now filled with food* chipsssss!!!!!!mmmmm

JDG: chips???....YUMMY FOOD (i'm really hungery 2...LOL)........*eats food*

*gets hungry so sneaks off to real kitchen...*

you say water is bad and rum is good??....ok then... *pours rum on el-pirate*

JDG: *flys past el 2 the REAL kitchen and starts stuffing self silly*

*keeps mouth open*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*passes out again, into lalala land*

to bad for you, food is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nothing good to eat, only ......................................................................................................................appelsfruits_apple!!!!!!!!!!!

*eats apples as well*

haha, teasing Barbosa!!!!!!!! *eats apples in fron of barbosa's face* muahahahaha!!!!!!!

wait......................we have a medailion too....................................... how can we taste food, or or RUM!!!!!!!!!!! ah well,* starts drinking rum, dancing around the non-existing table*

BARBOSSA IS ALIVE NOW!!????????? *runs in circles, screaming, with hands flying everywhere*

OMG, he wás dead!!!!!, WERE DID HE COME FROM!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
wait..... *gives IAP an apple and looks at barbosa* vampire muahahaha

lmfao!!!!!!!
well i'ma gettin outta here ppl'z!!!!!
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyer l8er DUDE'Z!!!!
XXOOO 😄

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