Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

JDG: *knocks kaz out*
STOP BEING A PARTY POOPER!!!!!!!!!
Cheeco: *hugs rummy*

Originally posted by ImAPirate
*puts hands around mouth to make voice louder* YES! WHAT A GREAT PARTY!

**keeps dancing and saying very loudly how great the party is, having no idea what's going on**

💃 💃

*dances with chez and does the do-si-do w/ her*

Originally posted by ImAPirate
*dances with chez and does the do-si-do w/ her*

**starts square-dancing with ImAPirate**

Did I mention what a GREAT party this is? **loudly** GREAT party, huh?

JDG: *walks away from kazzi and joins in with THE FUN*

Originally posted by ~Johnny.D_Girl~
JDG: *walks away from kazzi and joins in with THE FUN*

Fun? Where? ... Oh, you mean our dancing. Gotcha.

Change yer partner...

*trips over rock while dancing and falls in sand* hey look! *piece of paper is sticking out of sand* hmmm *pulls paper out of sand* HEY! ITS A TREASURE MAP!

Wow a party

Originally posted by ImAPirate
*trips over rock while dancing and falls in sand* hey look! *piece of paper is sticking out of sand* hmmm *pulls paper out of sand* HEY! ITS A TREASURE MAP!

**does another dance**

YES!! What does it say?

*unrolls paper* it says on top -'Hardest Treasure Map Ever'. Uh oh....this could be hard *skims over treasure map* ok it says, 'start at the most northern point of island. turn left at the first boulder and look for the X.' *pauses and rereads map* i dont get it..... why is this hard?

I know exactly where its at! I am heading there as we speak!!!!!

PARTY!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!! WHAHOOOOOO!!!!!! OHYEAH!

Originally posted by ImAPirate
*unrolls paper* it says on top -'Hardest Treasure Map Ever'. Uh oh....this could be hard *skims over treasure map* ok it says, 'start at the most northern point of island. turn left at the first boulder and look for the X.' *pauses and rereads map* i dont get it..... why is this hard?

**turns map over**

'Fine print: You accomplish this while walking on your hands blind-folded with cement blocks strapped to your feet and a live monkey tied to your back pursued by starved crazed weasels...'

Oh bugger...

JDG: *snaches map* gimma a look at the of paper....*looks at it*
~10 mins l8er~.........WTF????.......*oooooOOOOOOooooo do we follow the dotted line?........

Originally posted by ~Johnny.D_Girl~
JDG: *snaches map* gimma a look at the of paper....*looks at it*
~10 mins l8er~.........WTF????.......*oooooOOOOOOooooo do we follow the dotted line?........

Beats me.

Where are we supposed to find crazed starved weasels, anyway?!

Hoi Hoi, how be ye all? *Jos grabs the map of the confused JDG* Bloody Pirate! *Looks at map carefully* This is a fruad! *Examines map more carefully* Yes, look here *points to a corner of the map* there is an artist signature, "D.Dannuald" yes, he is a well known fake, he has made numerous other "treasure maps" before! Sorry maties, but ye've been had! *she drops the map in the sand & walks off, a weasel scurries out from behind a rock & runs down the beach after her.*

Originally posted by Joscail
Sorry maties, but ye've been had! *she drops the map in the sand & walks off, a weasel scurries out from behind a rock & runs down the beach after her.*

Yeah... but does the weasel look starved and crazed?

**jumps as weasel begins running around in crazy circles and bashing into things, salivating wildly**

... Yep.

**runs like hell**

*tears off corner where the artist's signature is* I SEE NO SIGNATURE! i'm going to find this treasure *grabs the starved and crazed weasel*

HOWDY!!!! *falls off cliff*

*watches jjoutlaw fall of cliff* ehh... oh well...we didn't need him anyway *returns to treasure quest*

*rethinks not needing jj* wait we do need you!! you posted at 5:26 PM which means you've gotta be an american.....or your just up really late.. but we need more americans on this site! 😄 ...so i can talk to them during the day!