Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Started by ~Johnny.D_Girl~462 pages
~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

JDG: where did the cake come from???...*shrugs as iff answering self*...ah well *steels every1's cake and eats it* HAHA

jjoutlaw3 I am so Confused...

*eats sand* mmmm

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

JDG: sand??....is it nice??.. *trys some*...EW....DOG CRAP!!!!!!!

ImAPirate on the beach with JD

*makes angry face as jdg steals cake* WHY DO YOU ALWAYS STEAL MY STUFF
that's it.....im getting you a therapist
*therapist appears out of no where.. just like the cake*

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

it'd help if i new what a therapist is!!... 😬 😮

ImAPirate on the beach with JD

lol someone who helps you with problems
n/p 😎

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

ERM......RIGHT......kool
*hits theropist and runs* I HATE CANSOLERS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ImAPirate on the beach with JD

*walks over to therapist in sophisticated way*
see doc, she aint all right in the head...you know what i'm saying?
*therapist takes notes*

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! I HATE GERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *still running*

chez Corporal-Captain

**in the confusion, I quietly steal back all the cake and sneak off**

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

JDG: *comes back, kills cansoler and looks at chez*
WAAAAAA....MINE!!!! *attemps 2 take cake but misses* damn!!! &tryes again but trips and falls in2 a fish pond*
fishies 😄..... water!......*stops in shock* WATER????......AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN'T B CLEAN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *runs out screaming with 1 of the fish in her hat*

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

JDG: *comes back, kills cansoler and looks at chez*
WAAAAAA....MINE!!!! *attemps 2 take cake but misses* damn!!! *tryes again but trips and falls in2 a fish pond*
fishies 😄..... water!......*stops in shock* WATER????......AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN'T B CLEAN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *runs out screaming with 1 of the fish in her hat*

chez Corporal-Captain
Originally posted by ~Johnny.D_Girl~
JDG: *comes back, kills cansoler and looks at chez*
WAAAAAA....MINE!!!! *attemps 2 take cake but misses* damn!!! *tryes again but trips and falls in2 a fish pond*
fishies 😄..... water!......*stops in shock* WATER????......AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN'T B CLEAN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *runs out screaming with 1 of the fish in her hat*

**takes cake and runs, cackling wickedly at my marvellous moment of pointless evil**

**marvellous moment is suspended temporarily when I slip on a fish wriggling on the ground and go flying, throwing cake everywhere...**

~Johnny.D_Girl~ Senior Member

😆

ImAPirate on the beach with JD

*shoots the therapist cuz she didnt do anything and then watches cake fall to ground*
OH NO! MY PRECIOUS CAKE! PRECIOUS!....precious...

el-pirate pissed

*eats cake from ground* cake always tastes good 😊 !!!!

ImAPirate on the beach with JD

*makes spoons out of wood*
'ere ya go mate! *hands el-pirate a spoon and eats cake herself. throws spoons to all the other pirates coming to the cake*

el-pirate pissed

thanx!!!, wait... pirates don't eat with spoons!!! (well maybe soup...) *throws away spoon* hands'll do!!! 😛
(you've a new picture, cool!!!!!!! mmmm 😊 )

ImAPirate on the beach with JD

ah youre right..... *tosses spoon into water* what was i thinking?! pirates dont use the easy stuff!
*takes knife and cuts cake*

yep new pic....thanks
😎

el-pirate pissed

knife......SWORD!!!!!! *start cutting cake with sword* this is the pirate way!!! 😆 😉 🏴‍☠️