Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

Will : Eunuch? Me? *puts on blond wig used in LOTR* never!! *skips around in a circle* Im just a bit fruity.

Jack: *looks scared and throws sand at the skipping Legolas, and then takes out his pistol*

Will: Cheater!!

Jack: how many times must I remind people in this movie that I'm a pirate?!?! Now just get out of my way!

Will: No. What's the secret word??

Jack : Imapiratewithagun?

Will: noooo.

Jack: Icouldkillyourightnow?

Will: nooooo.

Jack: Pretendyourlegolasagainandskipaway?

Will: noooo..

Jack: Please move?

Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.

Jack : But I said the magic word!

Will: heehee? Wasn't that game fun?

Jack: Oh, dear god. This shot is not meant for you. (foreshadowing!!!!!!!) *gets hit on the head with a bottle of alcohol by the drunk and falls unconscious*

Drunk: You never kissed me to wake me up you meanie

LOL Had 2 put that there!!!

whos korato???

*pets cheeco whos on shoulder* hiya mate!

and i was in the wives club thing until you said you HAVE to be married to a pirate........ but johnnys not a pirate...but he played one... so i think that still counts 😄

*shakes head looking at Will* I married a eunich....

huh??
wha???
meh??
huh??
eh??

160 PAGES??....HOLY SH**!!!!!!!!!

JDG: 😑 (Kotaro is the dude that's usually on my siggie 😄 )
Cheeco: *starts pering*

*gets up and starts dancing* lalalalalalalala its electric boogie woogie woogie!!!!

Ha ha u married a eunach SUCKER

*ties electric wire to tinkerbell and turns the power on* now THATS how you do the electric boogie woogie!!

*gets electricuted*....i dont feel so good.....*gets up and brushes off dead skin* ur right i am a sucker...but he is so d@mn sexy!!!!!!!!!

Jacks better
*hugs jack*
All mine

*looks at Will* ok im divorcing you!!!!!! *throws will out to sea* Im marrying someone else whos NOT a eunich and is still sexy, *pulls orlando bloom out of my pocket* ok i gotta go pull a britney!!!

JDG: *kills will*......u were saying?....SEXY???.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA....*realizes that life is now at risk......so i run*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........

APG: *watches as JDG runs*
Ha Ha Run Run Run

(hey apg.....have u checked yer e-mail's yet????????...i'll send my sigg's soon k!.. 😄 )
JDG: *running*

CANT IM AT MY GRANS NOT AT HOME OK

APG: *starts drinking again*

what the hell has been goin on here! I did one of those random stories it was really good...then I lost it...Betty you people are like actually on...or maybe your off now considering I had to read stuff...

(ok ok ok.....geez.........LOL)
JDG: *stops running*.........hey that's MINE!!!!!..*takes APG's rum and skulls it*
Cheeco: *dancing with a spoon*

*steals rum* MINE!!!!!! *drinks* hehhe *drunk*

HA HA I married Jack

NO U DIDNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes APG divorce jack who, it turns out, was forced into the marriage unwillingly...*