Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

APG: *glugs down all of rum*

*bottle finally gets passed back to iap and its empty* BLOODY PIRATES! *hits apg over head*

APG: Ow wat did I do????
*rubs sore head*

Rummy: Ha Ha

PiB: *in jumps Puss in Boots*

iap- im done being a rock

and ehh.. .whos pib?

Jos: Goddamn!!!!! It's Puss in Boots!!!!! *Throws rum bottle at the cat* hahahahahahahahahahhaha -- hey *looks around* where are we??? I haven't been here for ages! What's been happening

JtM (Jack the Monkey): eeeeck, eek eeeeck EEEK!!! EEEck?!?! eek eeeck eeck eeck eck???!?!?!?!?!?! Ecck EEck eeCk!!!!!!

Jos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Points at Monkey sitting on shoulder* Stupid thing can't talk anymore!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Swigs some Rum, & gives a mini bottle of Rum to JtM (who is looking very pissed off)* Drink Up Me Hearties!! YO HO!!!! nananananananenenenenaa & REALLY bad EGGS!!!!

PiB: *hisses at Joscail*
Pray for mercy from Pus....OW
*cocoanut hits head*

APG: B quiet Im enjoyng the scenary!
*staring at brick wall*

Rummy: *looks at PiB with interest*

**comes in, accidentally tripping over Puss in Boots, who is not amused**

Erm. Not good.

**RUNS**

PiB: *chases*

APG: STOP RECKING THE SCENEARY

Rummy: Meh?

**keeps running away screaming with hands in the air as PiB chases me**

**looks behind to see if PiB is still there**

Hey! -pant pant- I think -pant- I lost him!! Heh! Heh heh!

**turns around and accidentally runs straight into the brick wall APG was staring at**

Jos: *Looks at APG* You're staring at a brick wall!!! How on earth can you find a BRICk WALL interes----*Stares at wall too* STOP RUINING THE VIEW *Glares at PiB as he runs past*

JtM: EEECK EK ECK EEEEEEEECK EEEEK EEEEEEC EEEECK ECK EC EEECKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEECKK ECCK ECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! EEECKKE ECCK *Looks to Rummy for support*

Rummy: *lloks at JtM*
Wat?

APG: Bloody CockRoaches MOVE
*swips a kick at PiB*

Pib: *hisses at APG then goes back 2 chasing Chez*
Start praying 4 Mercy from PUSS IN BOOTS!!!

Jos: *Give a loud whistle* Here doggy doggy doggy!! *Barney the purple dinosaur comes running along* eh?

Barney: Hiya Kids!

Jack: Eeck ek eeeck ecc eeckk!

Jos: Who the Feth are you?!?! *Glares at Barney* U'r ruining the scenery *Points at brick wall* Ain't he APG *Looks to APG for support.*

Barney: But that's just a brick wall! *Sees PiB* OOOOOOOHHHHH A PUSSY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs PiB around the middle in a bear hug* I will love him & hug him & call him Goerge! *Hugs PiB harder*

JtM: Eeeckkk EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK eeeeck eck eeeeeek eeeccccc eccckkk eckeeck eck eck eeeeeeckkkk!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!??!!!!?!?!

Jos: *Raises her eyebrow at JtM*

PiB: *rips Barney 2 shreds*

APG: EEEK Out of the scenery NOOOOOOOOW
*kicks Barney*

rUMMY: Aaaaaahhh Dinosoar

JtM: Eeeck eck eececkkk!! *Looks wildly around, starting to seem panicy. Then sees Rummy, grabs the other monkey & starts shakeing him* EEECK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK ECCCKKKKE ECKKKK EEEEECKKKKK EEEEEECKC ECCCKK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK ECC EEKKKK EEECC EKKKC CKECKKCKEKKCKKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! eeck?

Jos: *Looks at what's left of Barney* eeew all over the scenery! You stupid cat! I aught to give you to an Asian! They EAT Cat's you know!

PiB: .....They wouldn't do that
*looks worried so does big cute eyes at jos*

APG: Rummy Clean this up

Rummy: Anythin 2 get away from him
*runs away from JtM*

Jos: awwww, look at the coote liddle puddy tat! <ZAP> hahahahahahaha *has just zapped PiB with a cattle prod!* hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

JtM: *Watches Rummy run away, turns to PiB* EEECK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK ECCCKKKKE ECKKKK EEEEECKKKKK EEEEEECKC ECCCKK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK ECC EEKKKK EEECC EKKKC CKECKKCKEKKCKKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! eeck? Eeeckkk EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK
KKKKKK eeeeck eck eeeeeek eeeccccc eccckkk eckeeck eck eck eeeeeeckkkk!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!??!!!!?!?! EEECK EK ECK EEEEEEEECK EEEEK EEEEEEC EEEECK ECK EC EEECKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEECKK ECCK ECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! EEECKKE ECCK

PiB: Owwww *looks at JtM weirdly*
Ok.............

APG: Wats with ur monkey?

Rummy: 8cleaning*

Jos: *Looks at the Monkey, smiling* He can't talk anymore

JtM: *Glares at Jos* EEKKKK EEECC EKKKC CKECKKCKEKKCKKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! eeck? Eeeckkk EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK
KKKKKK eeeeck eck eeeeeek eeeccccc eccckkk eckeeck eck eck eeeeeeckkkk!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!??!!!!?!?! EEECK EK ECK EEEEEEEECK EEEEK EEEEEEC EEEECK ECK EC EEECKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEECKK ECCK ECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! EEECKKE ECCK

APG: Ok.........

PiB: *attacks JtM juss 4 the hell of it*
Fear Me If u dare!!!

Rummy: *cleaning still*

Jos: *Steps away from PiB & JtM*

JtM: *Starts glowing red & looking EVIL! In one foul swoop JtM swallows Puss in Boots* BUUURP Eeecl eeck! *Sits there patting his over-large belly.*