Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

(OMG THAT IS ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute Jos 😱....................Oh and by the way its apG not M Im sooo gonna kill JDF 4 chanin me name wait im BBQin her instead 😆)

A: *Hisses at PiB*

JtM (Jack the Monkey, my monkey): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK----*cough* *cough* *cough* GRR

Jos: *Throws used bullet at PiB. Gets up & eats a bit of the BBQ'd JDF.* Anyway, guys, lets say we get ourselves a nice new swhip!

a ship!!! i luve ships *eats a bit of BBQed meat, realizes it's JDF and keeps eating* tastes good APM!!!

G god damn it G APG Savvy......*calms down* Ah-Hum Well yes Let us get a new ship
*looks in direction of docks*

PiB: *hisses back*

Rummy: Aye A New Ship

JtM: We're Off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizard of OZ!

Jos: WTF?! Anyway, a ship....I like that one! *Points to a gleaming red-wood ship with tall mast sporting pearly white, with the sun glinting off the freshly scrubbed deck the ship is magnificent to behold.* I'm going to find out who owns it & if they are willing to sell. *She walks off down the dock towards the ship, A at her heels.*

APG: Sell?......
*while Jos goes off 2 find the owner APG,Rummy and PiB happily steal Ah-Hem commandear it and sail just around the bend 2 pick up some rum and 4 any pirates who wanna come along 2 jump on*
All ye bloody chipmunks who wanna join yell AyE!!!! 😄

Rummy: Aye!!

APG: I said AyE not Aye!

Rummy: Er.... AyE!

PiB: AyE!

**wanders back into the madness**

Sorry, but... huh? 🤨

APG: Arrgh Chez would u like 2 join the venture on the *looks at ship 4 name* .......U must B dumb 2 steal me??? Er ....yes So would u like 2 come If so say AyE!

Jos: *From a beach a short way off from the ship that APG just commandered.* I wasn't going to seriously buy the bloody thing...but i wanted to know if it was seaworthy! & it ain't...Ye'r gonna sink, there be holes in tha hull! *She waves her hat* Have a nice trip to the bottom! *Walks back to the dock to find another ship as the ship with APG & the others on it starts it descent.*

AyE, AyE, AyE!!!!!!!! *grabs big hat, mr.chuckles, lots and lots of rum and jumps aboard*

**doesn't know what's going on but says "AyE" anyway...**

~ship sinks~

APG: Oh...so thas Y it was named U must b dumb 2 steal me
*swims back 2 shore with PiB on back tryin not 2 get wet*

Rummy: *follows*

arrgghh, ship is sinking!!!!!! *mr.chuckles jumps n me head, acting like crazy* noo, now you ruined my big hat!!! stupid monkey!!! *kicks mr.chuckles into water* i can't swim!!!!!!

APG: So....Jos Wat ship we be takin then???

Jos: Ahoy there! Need any help. *Jos sails towards them in a slightly less flashy ship, but at least it's seaworthy.* Jump aboard ye stupid cockroaches!

A: MEOW!

APG, PIB & Rummy: *jumps on*

**jumps on as well, then slips over on VERY slippery surface and goes shooting off the side of the ship**

**climbs back on ship, very wet**
Who cleaned the deck??!? 😠

APG: *points 2 Jos*
Not me 😄

**climbs back on deck 😠 , muttering unrepeatable things to myself and plotting my revenge against Jos**

APG: *laughs 2 self*

PiB: *is seasick* I h8 water

Rummy: *starts laughin at PiB*