Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

i can't die anyway!!!! i have 2 medelions anyway'z!!! 😄 💃

*shrugs*

Jos: *Comes out of Captians cabin, looks around at the paint & the Pirates. Walks quietly back into the Captains cabin & shuts the door.*

A: That odd, she don't usually do that. *Sniffs paint. Sniffs more. Sniffs too much & gets high on paint fumes!* WEE howdyeall going!!! DUDE! YOHHO HO HO & A BOTTLE OF RUM! 99 bottles of Rum on the wall! 99 bottles of Rum. Take one down pass it around 98 bottles of Rum on the wall! 98 bott--*faints*

APG: *continues singing* les of rum 98 bottle of rum, take one down and pass it around ....er 9...er

PiB: *whispers* 97

APG: 97 bottles of rum on the wall

Rummy: *breaks into Joscails cabin*
Heeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo?

Jos: *uppper-cuts Rummy so hard that he goes flying back out of the cabin* YOU PAINTED THE BLOOD SHIP RAINBOW!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!??!??!??!?!??!?!?!??!

A: zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz

<<g2g, C'ya ppls!>>

<<<Cya L8er>>>

Rummy: Owwwwwwwwwww *holws in pain* Ill paint it back Eeeeeeeeekkkkk
*runs out of cabin b4 he gets slicced up anymore*
QUICK PAINT THE SHIP.......ER *trys 2 think of colour that ship used 2 b* FLURO PINK B4 JOS HAS OUR HEADS

PiB & APG: *starts paint in ship fluro pink*

arghhh, my eyes!!!!! all the colors!!!!! *starts paiting green polkadots on the ship* this is so much better!! now the ship matches fluffy!!!!

*tries to scrape the paint off self*

Ow, ow, ow.. 🙁

A ship with green polkadots?! 😖

*can't see...* 🤪

*paints smiley faces on tassie's polka dots* heheehe

gilbert-MORTYYYYYY!? where are you?! *jumps on el-pirates head to get a better view to find mort*

aarrggh, me neck! get off ye bloody pirate 😒 *pokes paintbrush in imp eye, and goes off to get a neckbrace 🧑‍⚕️

iap- *gets poked for no reason* argg! why did you poke me you bloody scallywag!?

gilbert- *laughs at iap for getting poked for what he did but is still on el-pirate*

*wanders around blindly*

*bumps into IMP*

Where am I?? cry I need Jack..

iap- *gets bumped* ARR WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING! *tassie is still walking around blindly so iap sticks out foot to trip her and then goes and ties up jack and hides him so tassie cant find him* mauhahahahaa

*jumps into see to get STUPID GILBERT of her head!!* get off, look at what you did to my hair!!!!! 😠 *quickly finds bathroom to make her hair look nice for jack*

who hired a whore? (golden toothed smile from a lady dresses in red velvet/ that would be me)

"over here!" says a dark voice from under a hat. he lifts his head and it's none but jack sparrow. "jack! it's been forever." and i sit myself down upon him lap, give him a deep kiss and order a rum!

uh huh... lol

iap- DID YOU JUST CALL MY MINIATURE BABOON STUPID!!!!! *rubs balloon on el-pirates hair*
HAHA! you're really gonna have to spend a lot of time on your hair now! and um... i think a certain someone named mrs sparrow just stole your man el.. so you better do your hair fast

gilbert- *laughs at el-pirates hair* haha stupid pirate!

*looks at the wench*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh alien 👽
*grabs alien and chucks her ovaboard then looks at Jack*
When did u get here? 😑

Rummy: *goes off 2 tell El Jack's not interested*

PiB: *sea😘*

LOL
Mort: i'm right here gilb'ie!!!!!!
JDF: 😑

gilbert/gilb'ie- *jumps off of el-pirates shoulder and runs to mort* MORTYYYY! *hugs and walks hand in hand down the beach*

iap- *whispers to JDF* i dont think i like having a gay miniature baboon..... 😕

by the way i like your signature 😱