Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

ET: Your pathetic...useing my insults...how dare you!!

Tink: omg APG I'm going with u... *creeps away from ET and Rummy*

Rummy: 😠 Fine then b that way u ..u stupid BABOON
*cocoanut hits head*
Er...sry Gilbert

PiB: *just 2 start trouble whispers 2 Rummy*
ET Called u a whilp
*2 ET*
Rummy said u a pansy

APG: *hiding behind non-existent table*

Tink: *hideing with APG eating popcorn*

ET: 😠 Why you little... AS YOU SEE IM NOT A BABOON!!!! I refuse to be insulted by such an...IDIOT!!!!

Tink: wow...now this is a show *eating popcorn and drinking rum*

Rummy: Well Im NOT a WHIMP😠

APG: *takes some popcorn*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

PiB: *2 ET*
Y don't U just punch him?

ET: *looks at PIB* good idea...*punches Rummy REALLY hard*

Tink: *cringes* ouch...

**doesn't know what's happening, so goes back to swing dancing**

me nether but i'll go along with it ✅ 😆

JDF: *sneaks up behind APG and Tink and takes some of the popcorn*...hehehehehe.....i gott watch this....
Mort: *is laughing at them*
Cheeco: i put *goes threw pockets 2 find some coins*.....10....20........30 cents on Rummy winning!!!!!.....
Mort: *gets out medelion*........noooo!!!!....*puts it back*.....i bet that ET'll win!!!!
Cheeco: got any money but?
Mort: nope 🙁

APG: Well I'll bet.........*pulls out 200 medallions* this on ET winning

Rummy: *rubs head* Ow *punches Et back*

PiB: Hmm....*pulls out 10 rubber bands 1 of Kaz's rubber duckys and a fish bone* I bet all this on ET 😄

*Starts a cheerleading squad*go et go et go go go et!!!uhhh wats happening
ERDucks:come on girls shake it to the left shake it to the right lets twist and turn this is out of sight go ET go ET go go go ET

Wtf???

gilbert- *whispers 2 apg* i... i.. .i just dont get it... whats wrong with being a baboon??

iap- I WANNA BET! *takes rum out of bag* i bet 5 rum bottles on ET *takes more rum out of bag* and.... i bet 5 rum bottles on rummy

ET: *rubs head* your life is over monkey boy!! *throws 300 lb. coconut at rummy*

Tink: Ohh this is fun...who wants some more popcorn and bon bons?

**is already stuffing my face with popcorn and bon-bons**

Eh?

Tink:*shrugs* oh well!!!!! *eats more popcorn*

ET: Rummy is the worst husband ever!!!!

gilbert- WELL! i have a great hubby *nudges mort* i love ya morty!

iap- i wanna bon bon!! tink! try to throw the bon bon in my mouth! *opens mouth wide*

Tink: *chucks a bon bon at IAP but hits her in the eye* eeeek...sorry!!

*microphone comes down from ceiling* In this corner..weighing in at a total of six pounds and 5 ounces....RUMMY "Da worst husband ever"!!!! Annnnnnnnd in this corner weighing in at six pounds 0 ounces...ELIZABETH TAYLOR "Da gender confused monkey (not a baboon)" llllllllllllllets get ready to Rumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rummy: *gets divoce papers out* DIVORCE MEEEE *throws a whole load of paper work on ET*

APG:*pulls bon bon out of IAP's eye and eats it: 😄 Mmm

PiB: *joins the rubber ducky's in da cheerleading squad*
Go Et Go ET GO GO GO ET!!

ET: *grabs papers* Ya know what....no...I won't divorce u. I won't divorve u, just to piss u off!!!!

Tink: *points and laughs at Rummy* 1 point for ET!!!

Rummy: Grrrrrrrrrrrr *eats papers* Fine then WIFE er....Husband.....😑 Er....Im confused now

APG: He He He Rummy's losing

PiB: ROUND 2

ET: I'm ur husband!!! The stupid pixie named me a girl!!!!!

Tink: huh?