Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

gibert- *puts thumb out to hitch hike away from this island*

driver of truck- *stops and lets gilbert in*
gilbert- *waves good bye to everyone*

truck-*drives into water*

gilbert- *gets out of truck and swims to shore* DAMN TRUCKS THAT APPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE! they're no good! no good at all!

APG: *points & laughs at Gilbert* 😆

Rummy: & He is still naked 2 😆

PiB: Naked??....Ew 😘

gilbert- i was always naked!!! stupid monkey!
baboons should rule the earth!

Rummy: What...But I stole ur clothes
*looks down*
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh IM STILL NAKED 😱

APG: Stupid Monkey......I want a new 1 🙁

PiB: More Monkeys???.....No Please No..They are ALL Driving me insane.....Get a cat 😄 That way I'll have a friend

APG: Make friends with Joscail's cat A

PiB: 😠 NO 😠......Ill neva be friends with that...that...THING 🙁

APG: Wateva
*goes lookin 4 IAP*

iap- immmmm here! *hands apg rum*
youre gettin sick of your monkeys too? well, ive always wanted a platypus

gilbert-no you dont! disgust

iap- but i just said i did

gilbert- uh, well you dont!

iap- oh......maybe you're right 😕

😆

APG: Oh I want a Iguana

PiB & Rummy: Hell No 😠

APG: Ok.....Wat about

PiB & Rummy: NOO

😆

iap and gilbert -argue

iap- what about another MINIATURE BABOON!?

gilbert- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
never! you cant do that!

iap- THEN IM GETTING A PLATYPUS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

the cat is rite. cats rock.

iap- ok maybe youre right, i wont get a platypus
*goes to pet store to get a different animal*

APG: 😆.....Um the pet store got trashed by Chez's crazed animals & now we down a manhole 😄

PiB: With Rats 😄

Rummy: Dirty Rats

<<Since Kaz Is BOORRING Im In her name & pretending 2 b her>>

Kaz: 🤣 *rolls in*
Hello
*dies*

<<YAY No more Kaz>>

huh?? who are you then??

Originally posted by ArrghPirateGirl
PiB: With Rats 😄

Rummy: Dirty Rats

**watches as a group of rats all burst into tears and stomp off**

Well gosh, guys! Look what you've done now -- you've hurt their feelings! Shame on you! ❌

(PS. APG, don't mention the animals. They might come back... lookaround )

Deneeeeeee

iap-*hands rats a box of tissues*

ye be warned those tissues don't help take away the rum by the way where is the rum I hope it is not gone because I'm trying to stop this from bleeding I lost my arm now going to take nap falls over.

*looks under tree* HEY DARKTIM! i think i found your arm!

APG: *looks under tree 2*
Ewwww
*😘*

Rummy: Whimp
*sees arm*
Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
*faints*

PiB: *picks arm up and starts chasing APG around with it*
Awwwwww Come on its only a little bloody 😄

iap-*hands gilbert rum and sits down and watches everyone*