Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

U 😠 Y werent u at skool...Oh lets guess..."i lost my voice" 😆

DPF: *throws up on TDF* h no wat a shame sry....I had ali bit 2 much rum 😄

i was sick..... DUH!!!!.....y else? 😬

Suuuuurrrreeeeeee *cough* None of us belive u does we 😄

Every1 else: Of coarse we do...dont ...scared

DPF: *glares*

😱 I PUKED 3 FRIGGEN TIMES THIS MORNING!!!!! 😠

Awww 😘 Like that???

✅ cry

Awww

i hate it cry

Back 2 da party peoples

😖

Well we r in Pirate Party drunk

*staring off into space in a nearby corner*

*drinking rum*
Yum

*a comet crashes violently next to the party* Whoa!!!!!!!!!!! look a penny!!!

APG:WOW!!!! I CLAIM IT 😱

Rummy: 😠 But I want it

APG: 😛 Nope Mine!!!! *tries picking it up* Urrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh

*takes step back (after magically appearing next to APG) * why uuurrrggghhh.... 😕

APG: cry I cant lift it crying

Rummy: Arrgh....arrgh I claim it then 😛

Mort: u can lift it??? HA!!!! don't b bullshitting me MR!!!
*gets a crain, picks up the penny/commet and drives away*

Chico: THATS MY CRAIN!!!! 😠 *chasses*

TDF: wat the?....all the animals r going mad! *hits head on a light and faints* 😛

DPF: 😑 I need rum!

Rummy: Hmph *goes 2 buy colour changin bandana*

iap- climbs on top of comet that crashed and falls in hole....
HELLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

gilbert- *laughs at iap and goes to join mort in crain*
(to mort) i was drunk the night i said i didnt feel the connection. forgive me?