HIYA! *Jos walks in tha door, carrying a large wooden chest (with difficulties)* Oi, who was tha Johnnys#1 I passed on tha way in 'ere. *Places chest on nearest table* Sorry me hearties! I had ta go ta me ship The Prince, was in port awhile go! But, I did bring this! *Points to chest and shakes it (a number of bottles rattle and slosh inside)* RUM! RUM for all!!! *Looks at Johnny D Girl* Ye dun need ta worry bout ye missin' Rum no more! *Smiles widely (resemblin' her father when she does)* Hope ye didn't miss me, tha Rum aught ta make up for it tho! *Opening the chest she grabs about a dozen bottles and puts them on the table. Then places the chest (with the rest of the Rum) on the flor near the wall* Drink up me hearties *Raising a bottle* YO HO! *takes a large swig of the Rum.
It better be good Rum plundered by The Prince. any way, wats been 'appenin' while I been off getting Rum? *Drinks more Rum, nearly falling backwards as she tips her head back* OOOPSSSPS *Nearly spills Rum (god forbid). Sacrifices her own head (with a THUD) to the side of the table to save the Rum* OWWW *Gets up rubbing head.*
Ahh, aye I be alright.... Still got all me Rum!! *Holds up bottle and swishes it around abit, then takes a swig* Rum will make any pain go away. Any way..... I HATE NORRINGTON!!..... I'm sorry... The Prince had a close glance with The Dauntless... DAMN HIM DOWN TO THA DEPTHS..... Almost lost a brig full o' Rum, Jewels, Rum, silk, Rum & Rum.
*Leans back against the wall* Ye now, my ship The Prince is a good ship. So is The Pearl, right? They both bring in plentiful plunder. They are both ships to be feared by the US (& English) navy. But imagine the success if The Prince and The Black Pearl were together. Be like black 'n white death for the navy floating on water (The Prince is made of very fair coloured wood, appearing almost white). 'N we can start picking off navy ships, think about it, get rid of Norrington. 'n the treasure, ye were speaking 'bout Jack 'aving loot, well I 'ave treasure aplenty buried under rocks, combine it an' watta ya get?..... The richest (drunkest) pirates in the Caribbean, Nay! in tha world! *smiles broadly* What say ye? What would Jack say, I wonder.
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