Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

~On island with merman~
Merman: Sweetie, how about some malibu?
Me: droolio

choose: thirsty!!!!
other:✅
shonk : let's steal teh malibu 😖hifty:

one tiny problem choose.. while me and my merman are safe on an island, drinking malibu and dancing together around a bonfire, you and shonk and monkey are still stranded in the middle of the ocean and it's nearing the sharkses suppertime 👇
... now if i wasn't so preoccupied, i might come and help you out, but y'know.. 😛

*eats the shark*

Pirate Monkey: *and then eats a hippo and is now the size of 1*

me: evillaugh

*regurjitates hippo and shark on top of freeak, and returns back to normal size*

rewin my fun...hmph... *goes off 2 blow up all the ships in the world* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! NO MORE FALLIN OFF SHIPS NOW!!!!!

what about my rubber ducky? who will he rescue if not my toy boaty?

say wa? 😑
*blows up the 2nd last ship in the world*

*worries about the fate of the very last ship in the world*

builds new ship befor lf blowed the last 1 up...and another 1....and another 20 .....and another 751974162485128947

*laughs evill*

*grabs the bomb that Preditor uses in Alein Vs Preditor and blows up all ships that choose builds* evillaugh

🙁
choose: wait....ure right....I finally know ure right!! those ships are no good!!!

*builds a ship to blow it when it's finished*

DANG BANG

muahahah.....I feel mighty powerfull!!!

~On island with merman~
*watches ship building/blowing up from afar*
Me: some people are soo immature 🙄
Merman: more malibu?
Me: drool

Choose: cool explosions!!!clap
Lf: muahahahayoupi
Choose: wait a min....shhh
Lf: 😐
Choose: i heard something...
Lf: What?
Choose: some1 was saying : 😱 MALIBU 😱
Lf: 😑 do you know what I smell? hehehehe
Choose: oh yes I do....IT'S MALIBU
Lf: that island over there!!
*both are swimming to the island faster then any boat can go*
Choose: HEY
*Lf stops*
Both : THAT'S LAURIE!!!!
Lf: and teh stupid merman who saves the wrong people 😠 I'LL kill him!!!😠
Choose: nooo!!!! he might know where to find malibu!!
Lf: can I kill him after he tells us where he's hiding it????😇
Choose : sure u do!!!
Lf: ok😎
*both arrive at the island*

Me: Choose!! Freeak!! where's shonk? and monkey?
Choose: *waves hand vaguely* out there.. somewhere..
Me: right... what about Fea?
Freeak: he's with his mermaid
Merman: and Laurie here is with her merman so if you'll excuse us...
Freeak: schmoll
Choose: we kind of overheard your conversation...
Me: have you been eavesdropping? 😠
Choose: no no ... we aint .. well okay, we were, but we didn't hear anything important.. just .. something about malibu...
Me: Our malibu.
Choose: yes yes of course, but we were just wondering if, your merman knows where we can get some of our own.
Me: (to merman) do you?
Merman: yes i do.
Choose: well can you tell us?
Merman: no! 😱

merman: wait!!! did i say no?!?!😱 i dunno what's happening here but i didn't say no!! of course i'll tell you!!! the malibu is : *car passes by* VROOOOOM
Lf: where the ***** did that came from....
Choose:I dunno....nvm.....we know where the malibu is!... (thnxs m8y merman)
Lf: yes!!!! let's go to : *train passes by* VROOOOOOOM
Choose : where the hack did that came from?!??!
Lf: dunno 😑
Choose: GO GO GO GO malibu here we come!!!

*choose and lf run away*
Lf: we're off to find the malibu, the wonderful malibu.. muahahahhaha! 😱

Me: *turning to merman* what the hell did you do that for?
Merman: 🙄 god, you didn't really think i was telling the truth did you? ... i've sent them right past the stash of malibu onto the road that never ends
Me: ooh where's that go?
Merman: 😬 it doesn't.. hence the name.. they'll just be walking on and on down that road until the end of time evillaugh
Me: sneaky! 😏

*Lf points at a road sign*
Lf: the road that never ends.......
Choose: but the merman said it was on the end of road somewhere..... and it's the right 1 because it's the only road....
Lf: so where is the end of this road
Choose: there is no....
Lf:and...how lang does it take to walk to : there is no?
Choose : always 😑
Lf: *lost*😑
~an hour of 😑ing l8er~
Choose: the merman wasn't telling where the malibu is i think
Lf: I wish i killed him....
Choose: Hurray!!!*points at a giant drinks shop*
Lf: it says drink.....malibu is a drink
Choose : rum 2!!!
Lf : beer 2!!!!
Choose: whe're saved
Lf: 🥷 let's get some drink
Choose: you mean....steal??
Lf: ofcourse we dun havemoney do we??
choose: okay.....
*not much later*
Lf: that was easy....stealing from no1.
Choose: yeah....but i dun trust it ....we gotto hide for a few days
Lf: i agree...hide and drink hide and drink 😄
Choose : okay i bet no1 finds us here: *plane flys by* VROOOOOOOM
Lf: **** all modern machines!!!!!
Choose: GO giant drink shops
Lf: save them trees!!!
Choose : WAIT WIV THE MALIBU
both: PARTEYYY!!!

~back on the beach with merman~
Merman: of course i realised that there is the risk that anyone coming here looking for malibu could also find the drinks shop..
Me: *gasps*
Merman: so guess what i did?
Me: what did you do?
Merman: i made an agreement with the barman, so that if anyone tried to take any malibu without at least asking for it politely, they got a nasty surprise...

~in choose and freeaks hiding place~
*choose opens malibu bottle*
Choose: mmmm, smells good
Freeak: really? i can't smell anything..
Choose: actually.. neither can i..
*choose takes a sip*
😱 I don't believe it!!!
Freeak: what?
Choose: this isn't malibu!
Freeak: WHAT!?
Choose: it's bloody water!
Freeak: jawdrop

~back on the beach with merman~
Me (impressed): wow.. that is really sneaky! 😏