Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

((( yes i agree with jessie......mind u they r new and don't now bout the rules here but still..........lol they r abit thick)))
*on turtle island in the rum cave*
arrgh ye bloody pirates.....theres some rum over here!!!!! *takes a long swig and starts singing a pirates life 4 me again*

*is on ship fixing the whole propally*
BLOODY PIRATES
*Rummy laughs then scatters of to go get drunk with Mort*
Bloody Monkey, all well at least i made jack get sick Muahahahahaha Oh wait thats a bad thing!!!
(lol Ive nearly been shot about 8 times now)

(((8 times???.LOL haaa haaaaaaaa!!!!!)))
*still drinking and singing*
*mort gives rummy a bottle of rum*

*finishes patching up shit but has dobe a craoy job woops then goes out 2 party with the others*
PARTY
*grabs rum and starts sculling while Rummy goes off and eats green banana's*

hey jessie...glue stick not good enough for ya? *takes gilbert and goes get drunk with jdg, apg, rummy, and mort*

*is totally pissed*
BLOODY SEA TURTLES
*is throwing empty bottles at trees thinking they are turtles goes back on ship and pushes Mort overboard*
Ha take that ya bloody seagull

*mort get out of water and smashes apg's bottle of rum on her head then gos off and gets another bottle*
*is totally pissed as well and is skulling rum down like a water fall*

oh, the violence 😖 😖

hah, i like it 😄

*drinks more rum*
ya,^^ it's all i do.. drink.. drink... drink... *gets drunk*

*isn't sure what's going on*

Where am i anyways??

*gilbert goes over to comfort mort and scowls at apg. IAP makes a raft out of large sticks and drinks rum while floating on it in the sea*

y did ye make a raft when theres boats in the ship????
*looks puzzled at IAP*
(((TASSIE: ArrghPirateGirl chashed the balck pearl in2 the island that jack got marooned on *we call it turtle island* oh and APG is trying 2 fix the laek that she made in tha black pearl)))
*gets another bottle of rum and skulls half of it down*

ahh ok, thanks for clearing that up for me, Johnnydgirl

*drinks rum in peace*

i dont mind being stranded...

as long as i have all the bloody rum i need!!! 😄

*yells to jdg from raft* because i want to float on the water...with my rum of coarse...its very peaceful *closes eyes and drinks rum* 😖leep: (i'm not escaping just relaxing)

*shouts back* ok ok mattei ubut u've only god 1 or 2 bottles with ye!!!
we've got all u can drink *sighs at the thorght then finnishes off bottle of rum and gets another 1 and mort jumps on tassie* (((juss so ye no tassie mort is me pet monkey and rummy is APG's monkey, jack is jos's monkey and gillbert is ImAPirates baboon)))

*realizes she DOES only have 2 bottles of rum so she furiously paddles back to shore using her hands. jdg throws her a bottle of rum and she skulls it immediately* thank ya matie *gilbert jumps on shoulder and takes IAP rum. IAP yells furiously and runs after gilbert*

*Smashes A_K with rum bottle over head* That teaches you to talk t
Rot about me! *Kicks a_j in head and throws him off ship gets out rifle and shoots him in stomach 33 times. then grabs him and throws him against poll and spears him with spear*

*stands there laughing at the funny sight!!!*
to IAP:thats ok mattie

*still bashing up A_K*

*Stands on beach watching Machete go mad bashing people up.* He's meant to be my first mate. *Puts her hand to her mouth, still watching Matchete attack people.* That's gotta hurt. *Looks at JDG* I don't think it was such a good idea to let him come along. He's a bit...psycho.

Yeah he is phyco (whoever your taling about)

*Whacks Machete over the head.* He's thick too.