I'll attribute the fact that this thread is still open becuase it's leap year, and it's throwing everyone off. Aside from that, I can't think of a single decent reason why this thread hasn't been raped itself (read: deleted).
I'm going to rent Battlefield:Earth and watch it until my eyes start to bleed. Can't be any worse than discussing Jason's sexual tendencies and POG's identity crisis (no offense meant)...