I've heard that before To!
Okay, so this guy had a terrible craving for baked beans. Then, when he got married, his wife didn't like the crazy craving, because it stunk up the house. So he gave up his craving.
One day on his birthday, his car broke down. They lived in the country, so he called his wife and said he'd be late. He walked home and passed a bar. A gigantic smell of baked beans came from the bar, so he went in and had at least 3 extra large servings of baked beans.
He got home and his wife said she fixed him something special for dinner. She made him wear a blindfold. They went to the table, but the phone rang before his wife took of the blindfold. Suddenly, he felt the urge to fart. His wife was in the next room and he was alone, so he shifted all his weight to one leg and let it rip. The smell was almost suffocating him. He farted again. This time it smelled like a skunk who had rolled in fresh cow manuer. He almost puked. He did this ten times.
Then his wife came back and took off the blindfold. The flowers on the table were dead and 12 people were sitting at the table. "Happy Birthday!"
My dad told me that one.