Dave's "Project Zero" Campaign thread

My aim is to get exactly no votes in this election ✅ hence Project Zero 😊

So if you want a president who's hardworking, devoted and ready to put in lots of time to make this forum a better place....

Don't vote Dave

thing's I've done for you as non-president:

#droolio# abbreviated smilies 😄

if you want to see more of this, don't vote for me ✅

So I ask for your support in making this the most unsuccessful campaign IN HISTORY 😄

Have you by any chance been watching brewsters millions?

never heard of it 😛

i bet youre gonna get alot of votes 🙂

i can guarantee a few people are gonna vote for me out of spite 🙁

Go watch it dave, see your idea on the silver screen 😱

I wont vote for you 🙂

I'm currently not voting for you. 😊

looks like a success so far 😄

Spoiler:
Unless i say 'i vote for you'

no2 you better not

IF you obey my demands, i wont 😄

I don't deal with terrorist demands 😛

In which case.... I vote for.....i vote for....cry i cant do it 🙁

i'm gonna lose by a landslide droolio

😄 You misheard me.

I cant do it no2

i know people who could 😱

name one 😛

😛
anyway, im off for tonight

hmmm.... there's always ONE 😛

I vote for you detective

aint you gonna vote for your own biatch squad? 😛