Worst Cast for Kill Bill!

Started by Bierbommetje2 pages

Arnold Swarzenegger as Bill

Would be hilarious with his accent.

The Bride-Hilary Duff
Bill-Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Budd-Pat Sajack
Oren-Britney Spears
Elle-Lindsay Lohan
Vernita-Tyra Banks
GoGo-JoJo
Sofie-Vanna White
Buck-Bob Barker
Pei Mai-Andy Richter

lol

I can soooo see Hilary cutting her way through the Crazy 88

lmao.. that would make a great kill bill spoof.. if they ever did a hollywood quality one..

and she'd have to cut her way through lindsay as elle->fighting over bill just like they fight over aaron carter.

George Bush as Bill

Jeb Bush as Budd

Missy Elliot as Vernita Green

Paris Hilton as Elle Driver

Jessica Simpson as O-Ren Ishii

Jim Carrey as Pai Mei

Linsay Lohan as Gogo

Cheech Marin as Hattori Hanzou

Dakota Fanning as B.B.

Mculkin as bill 😉

Originally posted by Lord Soth

Linsay Lohan as Gogo

....I've never thought of that before,wow....hmm...Lohan dressed up like a school girl....

Larry the Cable Guy- Budd

Bill Engvall- BiLL

Ron White- Pai Mei

Jeff Foxworthy- Earl McGraw

if yall dont know who these fellers are watch the blue collar comedy tour or blue collar TV

It already had a pretty awful cast with the exception of a few actors. Come on - Carradine? Anyone remember Kung Fu : The Legend Continues?

And why has no one else noticed that in Kill Bill Vol. 1 at least 95% of all asian men in the movie wear masks - ala Bruce Lee as Kato in the Green Hornet series. Supposedly they never shot any scenes of bruce with his mask off because America wasn't ready for an Asian actor. Isn't that racist? Why would Quentin propogate this cultural blunder? ANSWER: He probably didn't know, he was too busy stealing other people's ideas and using his Hollywood pull to effectively make a boring "Mix movie".

i think the worst cast would be eddie murphy playing everyone like in nutty professor or whatever that films called

Originally posted by shaofutzer
It already had a pretty awful cast with the exception of a few actors. Come on - Carradine? Anyone remember Kung Fu : The Legend Continues?

And why has no one else noticed that in Kill Bill Vol. 1 at least 95% of all asian men in the movie wear masks - ala Bruce Lee as Kato in the Green Hornet series. Supposedly they never shot any scenes of bruce with his mask off because America wasn't ready for an Asian actor. Isn't that racist? Why would Quentin propogate this cultural blunder? ANSWER: He probably didn't know, he was too busy stealing other people's ideas and using his Hollywood pull to effectively make a boring "Mix movie".

LMAO