10 things we wanted to happen in The Brady Bunch (VERY funny)
My friend showed me these in a joke book.
1. Marsha gets Syphilis.
2. Greg gets incurable acne.
3. Jan gets pregnant.
4. Cindy's hair falls out from over bleaching.
5. Sam (Alice's boyfriend) is caught in bed with Bobby.
6. Cindy loses her lisp.
7. Alice is convicted of child molestation.
8. Peter stops looking like a girl.
9. Tiger is put down for mauling a baby to death.
10. Carol and Mike partner-swap with the next door neighbours.