This is a script for a flash that I might do some day when I get flash and I get really good at it; I’m not going to make block figures.
Back story. Josie was a girl that john dated in high school. They had there ups and downs but he wouldn’t change a thing. It was good while it lasted
Script for Flash episode2- Close encounters with the Josie kind
Note. The names have been changed to protect the innocent
Down the street from Josie’s house.
John smith: What am I doing here (the conciseness icons pop up)
The Angel: you can’t just stop here and reminisce.
The Devil: but nothings going to happen you’ve done it a million times before.
John smith: oh sh!tt here she comes what do I do what do I do
The Angel: what are you looking at for?
The Devil: I don’t know
Cut to John skating to Josie.
John smith: (crap, I just went skating and I haven’t taken a shower)
Josie: so how’s it been I haven’t seen you in a long time? (crap, he smells like some thing my mom cooks or he smells like he just to a shower in raw sewage or he smells like a pile of soiled dippers burning)
John smith: yeah things are good I moved to Saskatchewan
The Devil: dumb ass she knows that
The Angel: that was kind of stupid you did spend an entire day with her saying good bye
John smith: how’s things over here ha ha
The Devil: you laugh like a pussy
Josie: well thing have been…
John smith: I’ve got to go, but Ill be back, are you going to be here if I come back?
The Devil: smooth move exlax
Cut to John skating away from Josie.
John smith: (and the Rock said I will smackith down upon you with furious envy)
Explanation guy: The Rock is a wrestler, when ever this particular wrestler planes on dropping his elbow on some one he wiggles his leg in an awkward fashion before doing so, John makes this same kind of wiggle when he skates and he feels that it is necessary to make this idiotic statement.
Cut to John skating toward C dog and Rick master potty pant’s house.
Explanation guy: Rick master potty pants is C dog’s brother
Cut to John falling on his face two inches from the door
Cut to John running up the stairs and Rick master potty pants is in the way
Rick master potty pants: what’s going on? Where you going in such a hurry?
John smith: If you don’t move I’m going to kill you ah screw it
Cut to John chucking Rick master potty pants over the railing
The Devil: nice one
The Angel: what I miss, I was on my lunch brake
Cut to John taking a shower
The Devil: hey look, strands of hare on the wall you can make a naked lady I already see the boob
Explanation guy: Rick master potty pant’s girl friend Amy, sheds hare all over the shower walls, for people to play with. That’s all
John smith: shut up!
C dog: hey *****, you ok in there, I better not find any baby batter all over the walls
John smith: no time, must wash, I mean, I’ve got some where to go
The Devil: I think you should kill him to
John smith: no time, must wash
Cut to John in a super man pose in front of C dog’s and the late Rick masters potty pant’s house.
John smith: I feel really good in my black tee-shirt gray pants and white/red shoes
The Devil: nice job on the color combo f@#k tard
John smith: what, f@#k tard?
The Devil: I don’t know, I was improvising
Cut to John in front of Josie’s front door.
John smith: I don’t know if I should do this, I mean, I’m going home to night
The Angel: I’m going to kick your ass when we get home if you don’t do this
John smith: no I think I’m going to leave
Cut to John running away and Josie opening the door.
Josie: oh hi John, did you just get here? (What’s with the color collabo)
John smith: not long
Josie: would you like to come in
John smith: don’t mind if I do (shouldn’t have said that)
Cut to John and Josie inside the house.
Josie: do you want some thing to drink?
John smith: you’re dog is f@#king my leg
The Angel: ah ah, couldn’t you say humping
Josie: ah poochy, don’t worry he’ll stop when he’s done
John smith: right
Cut to John and Josie in the backyard.
Josie: so what ya doen in Saskatchewan
John smith: no, come on, tell me what classiest your taking in college (I ain’t doen sh!ll)
Josie: oh, well I’m bla bla bla
Explanation guy: Josie’s speech starts fading away, while John starts to think of some thing stupid.
John smith: (oh my god I can’t believe I went out with this goddess)
Josie: bla bla bla sex bla bla
John smith: (don’t fart, don’t fart, thank god, it went away) (what was that song called again, oh yeah “You Gotta Be” you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be strong…)
The Devil: ah, do not sing that song, I swear one night I’m going to piss in your ear
Josie: bla bla and I’m going to get my bachelors degree soon, so what about you?
John smith: right, um, you know, this and that
Explanation guy: now its Josie’s turn to think about some thing else while John goes on a rant about something that doesn’t matter, but she can hear him, poor Josie.
Josie: (did I leave the stove on) (where am I going to eat tonight or should I just stay in)
John smith: I toke a guitar class, oh yeah we had show and tell in my guitar class and I play “sink to the bottom” by Fountains of Wayne that’s the song they sang when they still had street cred. bla
Josie: (black is very slimming on him, he should ware more black)
John smith: and then I…
Josie: do you what to go inside the suns pretty bright
John smith: ok
Cut to John and Josie walking in through the back door when in walks Sinky dudie head
Explanation guy: Sinky dudie head is Josie’s new boy friend
Sinky dudie head: hey John, long time no see
The Angel: jackass
John smith: well, I’ve got to be leaving now
Sinky dudie head: hey Josie, give big poppa a sloppy wet one
The Devil: let me handle him for you
Josie: Ill walk you out John
Cut to the most pivotal scene in the whole flash John and Josie stand facing each other on the drive way with their hands in their pockets.
John smith: well I have to go back to Saskatchewan tonight
Josie: (I miss you so much, I want to go with you, I loved you John and I never stopped loving you)
John smith: (I miss you so much, I want to stay with you, I loved you Josie and I never stopped loving you)
The Devil: you more on, she doesn’t love you
The Angel: yeah dude she’s probable going to go back in there and bone her boy friend when you leave
Cut to John and Josie slowly walking toward each other to shack each others hand yet their eyes met, they both realize there thinking the same thoughts so John swiftly pulls Josie into his arms, with such a passionate embrace to rival Romeo & Juliet and last but not least a single kiss to bring the fade to black.
That’s all I have for now I might post something tomorrow. Until then, go f@#k you’re self.