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according to Bullshit weekly, experts estimate that by 2050, there is a 0.00000000001% chance that gophers could enslave the human race and become the new dominant species on earth.

please do what you can to prevent this possible calamity, and keep watching the ground 🥷

😠 well fine, i see nobody cares about this impending disaster, so nobody will be allowed in my private gopher-proof fallout shelter 😒

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FEAR THE GOPHERS

*picks up machine pistol* *starts shooting the ground* die gophers DIE!!

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burly funny 😂

*hacks down gophers with lightsaber*

Originally posted by Sir Bob III
burly funny 😂

burly smart too 😖mart:

burly is king ✅

✅✅

and cute burly cute too ✅

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B isn't cute 😠

😊

😐

no, not at all nono

he's adorable 😍

😖anta:

B is one smokin lady!!! 🤘

I'm gonna hack the gophers database!!!YAYAYAYAYAYA 😈

Love you all! Lets make every thread about me!

Originally posted by silver_tears
no, not at all nono

he's adorable 😍